We had a thread like this for the actual episodes, and I thought it would be fun if we put an extra spin on it. Take scenes from the threads, from fanfics, or actual episodes themselves and make it seem as if they were acting it out for a show or something. Then make them screw up. Or goof off. XDD
Ask before you muck with other's fanfics (But you can go right ahead with mine if you want 83)
For example, here's a scene from an upcoming chapter of "Time Race" that I mucked with >3
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Tech: Cass will have to do it. She can fit through the bars better than I can. Cass: How come? Tech: Well..... Cass, you're..... a lot smaller than me. Cass: T____T Duck: It's okay Tech, we understand if you've been packing on a few of the old L-Bs XD Tech: T____T Cass: XD It's okay Tech, you know that I love every single one of those.... those *cracks up laughing* Others: XDDD Tech:...........*put his arms around her neck and pretends to strangle her.*
Tech: Well, Cass... you're a lot smaller than me. Duck: That's whut HE said. 83 Tech: T___________T Everyone else: XDD
Duck: It's okay Tech, we understand if you've been packing on a few of the old L-Bs XD Cass:..........*looks up at Tech*.......*smiles*.........*bursts out laughing* XDD Ace: *thinking : We're never gunna get through this scene, are we???*
Duck: It's okay Tech, we understand if you've been packing on a few of the old L-Ds Lexi: Hey guys! Let's play "Get my lines right!" Cass: XDDDDD
Ace: Hey Slam, do you think you can give Cass a lift?? Slam: *nods and hold out his hand* FEW MINUTES LATER Slam: *holding Cassidy up so she can reach the device-thing through the bars* Cass: *fumbling with the wires*......*stops* Uh, Tech?? Tech: Yeah?? Slam: *suddenly needs to sneeze* O-O Cass: This isn't a locking device. D8 Tech: ....Cass, you're scaring me. O-O Slam:........................ ACHOOOOOOOOOOO! *accidently lets go of Cassidy* Cass: Wh- WHOAHH!!! *falls through bras onto other side of door*......Owww DX *rubs her head* Slam: *sniffles and blows his nose* Sowwy. 8) Ace:............Well, at least SHE got out. -________- Duck: *covered in Slam's snot* T_______T ~~~~
And yes, that was just one scene. B3
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
SO I'LL JUST USE SERENITY'S SIXTH PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!! 8D
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*has to go to LUO for it* D8
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*can't find that fanfiction sub-foru- OH WAIT! There it is...*
Me: Mairi will be Ariel and Quick will be flounder. Tech is Sebastian, Rev is Scuttle, Lexi is Ursula, Ace is King Triton, Slam is the shark, and (this is for Mairi) Duck is Prince Eric! Mairi: YAY! I’m Duck’s little fishy princess! Quick: Who’s idea was it to cast me as a- Mairi: Ubub!! *puts shushing finger to Quick's mouth without making eye contact* Let's just stand a while and think about what I just said until the sexual innuendo seeps in... Rev: … Oh gross. Duck: *mumbles* I'll sexual in your end-oh. Slam: XD
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[Subsequently the costumes were made like ballet costumes for the wearer to move in better but it still kept the fish like appearance.] Serenity: Okay then! Now action! [Tech appears in a woman's pink ballet costume, tutu and all] Tech: ………..I’m not getting paid enough for this??? Serenity: CUT!!! ... XD Everyone else: *lolling so hard* Rev and Icy: *hi-five* >83
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Ace: You know, for some reason I’m okay with my role… Tech: You’re dressed as a half fish, why is anything about that right? [Girl mermaids extras run up and swoon over topless Ace] Extras: Oooh! It’s the king! What a hottie! Anything for you, your majesty! Tech: Okay, point taken. And now- !!! Ace: *looks beside him to see Slam swooning over him too* O__O Icy: *sadly* All the free pizza in the world wouldn't have convinced him to do that naked. Rev: Shame. Shame. ):
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*shell comes up but nothing is inside* Ace: ……..MAAAIIIRRRIIII!!!!!! .......... *realises that she's sitting right beside him* !!! Mairi: Does this costume make my boobs look big? *smooshing her boobs against each other* o3o Duck: *walks on* T__T *grabs Mairi's wrist* T__T *walks off*
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*shell comes up but nothing is inside* Ace: …….. AAAAALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN!!! Others: XDDD
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*shell comes up but nothing is inside* Ace: ……................. Eh... What was my line again??? Serenity: *forehead slap*
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*shell comes up but nothing is inside* Ace: ……..MAAAIIIRRRIIII!!!!!! Mairi: *breathlessly* Mairi! Maiir! Oh! Mairi! Oh!! Un!! Ohhhh! Ma-Mairi! Oh! OH! Tech: *disturbed* Duck: She actually did that during sex once... Totally off-putting. Lexi: Oh gross.
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*shell comes up... with Slam inside... Wearing a bikini* Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Icy and Rev: *fist-bump*
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Reepicheep: *turns to me* May I? Serenity: You may. Reepicheep: *talks into walkie talkie* Bring on the shark! Slam: *enters wearing Tech's ballet costume from before* RAAAAWWWWRRR!!!! Quick: DIOS MIO!!! DX Mairi: XDDD
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[Next scene Mairi and Quick are above the water looking for Scuttle.] Quick: Hey scuttle! You’re--…REV!!!!!!!!! Serenity: XDDD Rev: *in the pink ballet costume* \8D/?
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Ace: Ariel! Where have you been?! You missed da concert that was playin dis evening! Tech: It's ok. It was better without you. (B Mairi: (B Tech: >__> ?? Mairi: ... I would've prolly gotten drunk and strip teased for Duck had I been there. (B [A microphone hits Mairi in the back of the head, flung from offstage] Duck: [backstage] WHY DIDN'T YOU GO???
(I could do this all night)
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Tech: Hehehehe… Ace: You have no room to laugh, doc. *mimicking Tech’s Jamaican accent* Now for dat little snicka, mon, you can follow her around all day long! Tech: What?! Ace: You heard me, mon. Tech: *walks away grumbling* At least MY Jamaican accent sounds better than your Brooklyn accen- Ace: I hoid dat!!! T__T Tech: *walks a little bit faster* >__>
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[Mairi singing the whole time they’re going to check on the ship] Mairi: Cuz sword fish love you! Jelly fish love you! Starfish-- Seth: *appears outta nowhere in front of Quick, dressed as a star fish* IWANNASEXYOU!!! 8D Serenity: CUT! Seth! T__T Seth: Awe. I just wanted a part. ): *walks away sadly*
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Mairi: *sees Duck playing with Tock* OMG! It’s Duck! EEEK! He looks so yummy in that prince outfit! 8D Rev: Ohmnomnomnom! Mairi: *snorts and walks away lolling* Tech: *sighs* Rev, you're not helping.
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Mairi: *sees Duck playing with Tock* OMG! It’s Duck! EEEK! He looks so yummy in that prince outfit! 8D Rev: *makes slurping noises with his mouth* Mairi: *leans against him, laughing* XDDD Quick: Rev!
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Mairi: *sees Duck playing with Tock* OMG! It’s Du- Rev: *right in Mairi's ear* OHMNOMNOMNOM!!! Mairi: XDDDDDDDDD
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Duck: Put a cork in it, Humbug. You sound like a real narcissus right now. -____-; Tock: *stares at Duck* Duck: …….What?! Tock: …..Hahahahaha!!!! *starts laughing so hard he’s crying* Duck: WHAT?! Neil: *suddenly there* I don't get it either. *is checking himself out with his mirror* Duck: Hey, can I borrow that after you? (B
(I should stop soon... It's getting late. D8)
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Humbug: Ahem! Shall we continue? Anyways, *takes out scroll* In honor of the princes birthday blah blah blah we represent this present for blah blah blah okay to just cut down to the chase it’s a giant statue. *curtain comes off this giant object and shows Slam with a leaf in front of his crotch, posing dramatically* Mairi: He just keeps getting nakeder and nakeder!! 8D Tech: Nakeder isn't even a word. *averting eyes from Slam*
I did it with her HSM ones back on LUO. She loved it XD
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
*shell comes up but nothing is inside* Ace: …….. AAAAALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN!!! Others: XDDD
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Best. One. Ever 83
I nearly peed myself laughing 8DDDDDDDDD
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Tech: *shakes head* Cass, this is crazy! Cass: Tech, Felicity knows what lying is, she knows that it's wrong, but she doesn't know how to! Her brain just doesn't work that way. Rigth, Mazz? *turns to face Mazz* Mazz and Felicity: *sitting together, belting out HSM songs* 8D!! Tech:....*eyetwitch*... Cass: *leaning against Tech laughing* XDDD
(From "The Final Battle")
Cassidy: Guys, I'm serious. I am fine! No sign of can- *suddenly leans against Rev, coughing* DX Rev: D8! NOOO! SHE'S CHOKING TO DEATH! TECH! GIVE HER CPR!!! Cass: *giggles, keeps fake coughing*...*slowly faints to the ground with her tongue hanging out, pretending to be dead* Tech:....................... '___' Cass. Please. Just.. Don't. Ever do that again.
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
XDDD It's all good. Alvin and The Chipmunks are awesome. 83
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
Duck: *walking down the street past the daycare and looks at Mairi*…..*does a double take* O_O Mairi: *wearing the same outfit that she wore for ‘The Little Mermaid’ play* I love my sea shell bra 8D Others: ……. *laughing their butts off backstage*
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
From a possible scene in "Giddy Up, Loonatics 2: Return To Acem West"
Lexi: We have to stop them from taking any mroe of those wild horses to the city! Ace: Well then, let's JET Loonatics! *all run to their horses* Cass: *attempts to vault onto Phantom's back like in those old western movies.... slips and falls on the ground on other side of Phantom* DX Duck: *falls off of Shadow laughing* XDDDDDD
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
