.

Okay Syaz. You are the only person on here I can rely on to help me out with this so your job is to go through all the stuff on this forum while I go through the stuff on the land that shall not be named.

Yes ma'am! *salutes* May your journey to the land that shall not be named be blessed. *dissapears in a puff of stinky smoke*

*returns* 8D

Danni: Mazz! How would you react if you found out that the kids had been exploring a large cave that has a large octopus-like monster gaurding it? 8D
Ace: Giant octopus mutant? 0_o
Icy: Sounds like our first mission, eh Ace? *elbows him*
Ace: Oh yeah! Dat's right!
Icy: Good times. Good times.
Syaz: *nod* Tru dat 83
Duck: *walks past Mairi nonchalantly sipping a cup of coffee* The kids have gone to explore a large cave that has a large octopus-like monster gaurding it.
Mairi: *sewing* that's nice. 83

***

Emily: How did you go about toilet training your kids? 83
Isaac: He sang the potty song. -_-
Dusk: *sings* 83 Twinkle, twinkle, on the potty-
Isaac: DEAR GOD NO.
Emily: IT BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dusk: It worked with Celeste 8|
Isaac: *points to the bathroom door* -_-
16 year old Celeste: *muffled due to door* Twinkle twinkle on the potty 83
Danni: That made me lol 83
Andrea: It should've. *srs nod*
Serenity: OHMYGOD THAT WAS MY BROTHER! D8

That last line was GOLD.

-- Edited by Sapphire_Star on Friday 4th of December 2009 12:15:27 AM

Oh god. XD

I think I should go through the entirety of LUY and record all the times someone misspelt a name.

Mwahaha. +Goes to do this+

And Sith. 83

Seth's name gets mucked up the most. 83

PFFFTLOLZ!! XD

Emily: *glares at Rev* Where's MINE?

Rev: *slams hot chocolate packets in Emily's face* HERE! MAKE IT URSELF! I'm not ur mother f*ckin' MANSLAVE!!!!!!!! GAWD! Why doesn'y anyone UNDERSTAND me!!!!!!! DX DX DX DX *stomps off, waving hands about rather gay-like*

Tech:......Good lord. What did you do to him? 0_0

Icy: Shot him down and broke him in. *licks coacoa-sickle*...And allowed him to grow some.

Tech: DX

Sixyearsagowut?! XD

.......

Tech: *is about to ask a woman if she's ok after she was flung back by one of the explosions caused by the team battling a monster*
Duck: *quacks in between them and shoves picture of Tech in her face* LOOK! LOOK! IT'S HILARIOUS!!! SEE HIS BUCKET??? ACKNOWLEDGE HIS LITTLE GREEN BUCKET, I SAY! LAME!! LAME!! SO LAME!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! XDDD *quacks away*
Lady: Errr....
Tech: Let's.............. Pretend that never happened.

Yeah I could actually see Tech doing that to Duck in the TV show. XD

HAI

We've got MATERIAL, OZZIE! +Slaps Ozzie with it+

[IN THE TOWER'S LIVING ROOM]
Tech: *with a cell phone to his ear* Cheif, I'm not getting an answer...
Ace: Well keep tryin'! Dey can't be far away.
Duck: Pffft! You don't know Mairi when she's drunk. *leans back in sofa and continues reading magazine*
Lexi: You could atleast pretend to care. >=\
Duck: Listen here, sister! I've put up with Mairi's little drinking adventures for four years now, and if there's one thing I've learnt, it's that she'll always come back in the end................................. Even if it's five or six days later.
Cassidy: *gets even more worried* That doesn't mean she had to drag Quick and Seth along-
Ace: If dere's one t'ing I know about da Mazz, it's dat if she's goin' down, she's takin' someone else along for da ride.
[DOORS SLIDE OPEN SUDDENLY, AND IN WALK MAIRI, SETH, QUICK AND REV, THE FORMER USING THE LATTER FOR SUPPORT]
Quick: HOLA AMIGO MIO! XD
Rev: Found 'em Ace! They were hanging outside Sorrocos half way across town but none of them know how they managed to get there in the last hour and since the buses have stopped running now and the monorails have been out of action due to that monster attack last week this is proving itself to be a real mystery especially since the three of them are absolutely broke which is weird because the entrance fee to Sorrocos is like $20 so I have no idea how they managed to- *beak clamped shut by Icy*
Icy: Stop. Talking. T__T
Mairi: JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH IN TINSELF TOWN! *gives Icy a drunken shove* Y'know, yu've gotcherself a pretty decent bloke right 'ere! If I 'ad meself a feller who treated me half as good as Rev treats you.......................... I............................................ Would be much 'appier than I am, tha's fer sher. >=O
Duck: I'm... I'm RIGHT here! D8=O
Icy: And you snapped at me for telling him to close his beak-
Mairi: *points finger directly between Icy's eyes* Y'know what. I don't like yer attitude. GO TO YER ROOM! *points out the window for some reason*
Ace: *steps in between the two* Now now, goils, let's not blow t'ing outta proportion here-
Mairi: YA KNOW WHAT? ACTUALLY! Who put you in charge anyway!?!?! Lexi, Rev, Tech and Cassidy do HALF thuh work 'round 'ere! All you do is scream at everyone when yer prancin' around fightin' things, then bludge the rest o' the week in front of the TV- *turns feircly towards Duck* Not as bad as you though. *evil glare of doom*
Duck: *cowers a little* Yes'm.
Lexi: *laughs nervously* Ok. I think somebody needs to go to bed-
Mairi: I think YOU need to go to bed! If it weren't for the fact that yer ACTUALLY in yer twenties, I would assume based on yer attitude that you were in yer early teens. WHERE THE F*CK IS THE MATURITY!!??!?! *turns on Duck again* STILL not as bad as you, though! *suddenly whips around to Seth* But I reckon YER the worst of everyone!! *faces Quick* I'm constantly bein' judged fer stickin' with Duck, but no one bats an eyelid when you wanna marry Mr. Slut-Guts here! Ya think ya would've been taught better! AND SPEAKING OF WHICH! *suddenly whips around to Tech* ........ Ijustdon'tlikeyou. T__T
Ace: *exasperated and a little scared* Duck, would ya take care of yer woman? *turns around* ............... Where's Duck.
Cassidy: *rolls eyes* Off crying somewhere, probably.
Mairi: Like YOU can talk! Half the time, all I ever hear from you is "WHINGE WHINGE WHINGE! SOOK SOOK SOOK! I can't trust people, I can't git vaccinated, I can't git close to anyone, I can't stand seeing me friends hurt, I can't look at blood, I can't deal with me past, I can't take responsability for me future-" HARDEN UP, PRINCESS! >=O
Cassidy: *gets angry and puffs out her chest, ready to defend herself*
Dusk: *puts a hand on her shoulder* Don't let her get to you. She's drunk - she doesn't know what she's saying.
Mairi: *throws a Bible at Dusk's head* HOW DOES IT FEEL??? HOW! DOES! IT! FEEL!!?
Dusk: *on the floor, twitching*
Mairi: *spins around to face Sapphire* ...................... You and Slam and Ozzie're the only normal people 'ere. *starts sobbing into her shirt*
Ozzie: ???
Slam: ^__^
Sapphire: *pats Mairi's back* There there... *looks around at everyone awkwardly*
Everyone: *silent* >__>
Duck: *suddenly walks out of the kitchen with a huge sandwich* *nom nom nom* *to Mairi* Wanna go have crazy drunk sex now?
Mairi: *stands up straight, totally ok* Sure!
[BOTH EXIT TOGETHER, MAIRI STILL LIMPING]
Ace: ....................... WTF?

AND I FOUND THIS GOING THROUGH THE OLD FORUM JUST TO FIND SOME VITAL INFORMATION ABOUT A FEW CHARACTERS:

Cass: *has duct-taped Danni's mouth shut* Personal information means NOTHING to you.......>8(
Mazicchia: Personal information means something? O-O
UK: No. This girl is just nutty. 83 +Motions towards Cass+
Duck: This girl is nuttier. *thumbs toward Mairi*
Mairi: 83 *oblivious*
UK: +Steals Mairi and shoves Duck into a puddle of mud+ ;3
Eyhrit: ...How did a puddle get inside the Loonatics' HQ?
Doraghu: >_> ....................................It wasn't me. +It was him.+
Cass:....*stares at them*
Doraghu: +Stares back+ ...............MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, LADY. >/

Oh dear god. XD XD XD

Ozzie: *rubbing nose trying to recover from slap* Um, ow! DX

Lol! I would've understood that three years ago. 83

I have three older brothers. (B

AH! It all makes sense now!! 8D

I lolled. XD

XDDD

Cassidy would love Mairi forever for that. 83

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I lolled. I lolled so hard.

Avril: Hey, Ash, look at these boller blade designs, *shoves magazine under her twin's nose* D'ya think I should do something like that on my roller skates??
Ash: You'd need to get the right paint and sealer for it.
Avril: Hmmm... Dunno about any of that. Hey, Pierce! *looks over at the other side of the room and recoils in surprise*
Pierce: *is bent forward in his seat, holding his sides, laughing so hard his giggles are hushed wheezes*
Avril: .........? The hell?? *notices the other Duzz boys...*
Phinny: *holding his forehead in his hand, a dopey grin plastered on his beak*
Tarne: *has his gameboy to his bill, trying to cover his laughter* XD
Matty D.: *is just plain lolling*
Avril: ............................ *sighs* Newt's lockin' 'n' poppin' right in front of me, isn't he??
Duzz Boys: *giggles escalate suddenly*
Avril: *purses her furry lips in frustration* ................................................. DAMNIT NEWT!!! *throws her magazine at 12 o'clock*
*magazine hits something mid air............. A few moments pass*
Newt: Ow. *visualises, and walks away, holding his left eye*
Duzz Boys: *laughing so effing hard now*



-- Edited by Serenity on Thursday 28th of January 2010 09:46:25 AM

Dusk: Gimme another one! DX
Ozzie: Okay. *poors him another glass*
Dusk: *chugs it down*
Ace: *walks in to kitchen* Is Dusk drinkin? D8
Dusk: Yes! And I have to tell you I am so glad that I am! I should have started drinking years ago! I don't see why its so bad! I feel great! I feel like I too got hit by a meteor and got super powers! you know what Ace?! You are so lucky you have powers! I want my oooowwwnn...Woah! Where the hell did these wings come from? D8
Ace: Ozzie?
Ozzie: *holding video camera* Hold on, this is amusing.
Dusk: *sobbing* I'm sorry God! But you've been dragging me dooowwwn! If it weren't for you I would have been this happy every day! Look how happy I am! *sobs even louder*
Ace: What da heck did you do to him? DB
Ozzie: *holds up empty ginger ale bottle* Nothing.
Ace: Oh. 0_o
Sapphire: *walks in*.......*takes in general chaos*.........................*storms out of the room*
Mairi: *throws a bottle of ginger ale after Sapphire* DROWN YER SORROWS!!!
Cass: *snatches ginger ale from mid-air* ! 8D! *runs away* >_>
Mairi: *screeches* I DIDN'T THROW THAT AT YOU!!
Ozzie: *places milk carton on Mairi's head*
Mairi: *hushes up to concentrate* >=I
Ozzie: I found her off switch! 8D
Tech: *applauds*
Ozzie: Lets experiment... *takes it off*
Mairi: Flop it Cass if you don't get back here with that gin---
Ozzie: *puts it back on*
Mairi: >=|
Ozzie: *takes it off*
Mairi: --ger ale I'm going to--
Ozzie: *puts it on*
Mairi: >=|
Rev: Ooh! I want to try! 8D *repeatedly takes it on and off*
Mairi: --eat your chil-----dren fo-----r brea----k----f----a----s---t---
Ozzie: Stay!
Rev: *keeps it on*
Mairi: .>=|
Ozzie: ..........Rev. Go get the duct tape.
Rev: 8D *runs off*
Ozzie: *tapes it on* There!
Mairi: .......................... I'LL COOK CALE IN A PANCAKE BATTER, AND FELICITY WILL BE COVERED IN MILK AND EATEN LIKE CEREAL!! >8O
Rev: *gasps* it didn't work!!
Tech: You took away the balancing aspect!!!
Ozzie: *removes the duct tape, but leaves the carton*
Mairi: >=|
Ozzie, Tech and Rev: 8D

[2 hours later]

Duck: Mairi! Where are you? I need- *walks into living room and sees Mairi with milk carton on her head* .....................................................
Mairi: >=|
Duck: .....................
Mairi: >=|
Duck: ........... Do ya think you can have sex with that thing on?
Mairi: Prolly. >=|
Duck: .................................... Wanna test to see??
Mairi: Kay. >=|


-- Edited by Xtream Emily on Thursday 28th of January 2010 02:44:32 PM

*because I was too lazy to add the colours* 83

*doesn't even know whut you were trying to spell anway XD*

*has learned something!* 8D