Ozzie: Welp! Had to start another one since the last one was lost in the tragic time of the LUO swipe. So here is my new one on LUY! Just to refresh everyone's memory, you hunt down any scene you think is funny and paste it down on this topic! I will then right it into my journal so that when you guys want to flash back to something in particular you dont have to dig for it every time. Also, since the last site's memory was restored, it would be nice to get some old jokes from there as well. Serenity, Icy, Rev, and I are already busy going through all the old stuff....like the ant invasion. *shudders*
Plus thisgives us something to do. Things are getting a little quiet around here. Think of it as a scavenger hunt!
Thanks again guys! Ozzie
.......Gah! XD
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Ace: Is dis some kind of joke?! Duck: Oh yeah! I thought it would be hillarious to put a mile high plant in our backyard.
I still go back to the forum that must not be mentioned.
Seth: .....Huh? There's something stuck in here. 0_o Dusk: What is it? *looks in* Both: ......... o__o *two hours later* Dusk: Um...Celeste, daddy wants to have a word with you about that new Chinchila we got you....um.....well, he is...............helping Santa Claus out at the north pole. 0,o Celeste: *gasp* Really?! 8D
Cass and Tech: *are liek,totally making out naow...only in their room, where you can't see them.... coz they like it that way* Brigid: +Kicks the door down+ HEI GUISE! I'M PEEPING ON YOU!! 8D
Tech: *on top* BRIGID!!! GET OUT!
Cass: Ignoooorrrrreee... *pulls him down*
Brigid: +PEEPS loudly and extravagantly+
Andrea: *walks in and stands next to Brigid* 83 Watcha' doin~?
Brigid: Cass and Tech are having hawt secks and I'm not invited so I'm peeping at them as obviously as I possibly can. SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. +Shoves face REEEEEEEEEEAAAALL close to Tech and Cass+ 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Seth: *stares at Tech*...*stares at Cas*....*shrugs* Meh. *shoves Tech away and starts making out with Cass*
Cass:...*starts punchng Seth in the chest* GETOFFOFME!!! DX *sits up, pulls Tech towards her* Only. HIM. GOT IT? T_______T
Tech: O.O
Seth: D8 *sulks*
Cass:.......T_____T
Tech: *is laying beside her, on his stomach, his face smushed into her side and her arm around his neck* x_______O
Emily: *is sitting on the edge of Cassidy and Tech's bed, drawing pictures* Oh! Hei guise! I'm just getting teh reference for mah artses! LOL! 8D
Tech: *disturbed* Cassidy: *ignoring*
Emily: I'm also getting pretty hot right now. 83
Tech: ALRIGHT! ENOUGH! *storms out of his own room* Cassidy: T______T ... *slowly raises hand* ... *clenches fist* ... *creates a field of fire around her hand* T_______________________T
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Emily: Uh oh, spaghettio.
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
I don't think any of you guys saw THIS one. I did this in study hall along ways ago, and I saved it's superior awsomeness.
Seth: Where's all my vodka? 0_0 HEY! You losers drank my vodka! DX Cass: I CAN'T drink Nor do I WANT to. Mazz: Which is quite a shame. Coz you'd love it. And we'd be drunk pallies! 8D But sadly, I had no drink of Sethy's vodka. ;_; Quick: Wich would be bueno. For Seneorita Mairi and I get lonely at times. And your vodka's too strong. Didn't bother to drink any of it. Icy: I did nothing for once. I was beating up Duck at the time. 83 Duck: *writhes in pain* DX Mazz: *ignore* :D Sapphire: I didn't even take a sip! Swear! 0_0 *added that in there since Sapph didn't exsist way back then* Shadow: *shrugs* I can only drink when Ace drinks. Seth: Then who-...where's Dusk? Icy: You mean the winged pope? I 'unno. Haven't seen him since this morning. Dusk *stumbles in, vodka bottle in hand* THAT'S some...FUNNY *hic* JUICE YOU HAVE....SEttttthhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhh >:'''''D Everyone: D8 Seth:....Oh ****. *also added this in here* Sapph: Dusk! D8< Dusk:....*hic* Babeh.....*hic* I SWEAR TO DRUNK I AM NOT GOD.
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
Danni: ICY. What do you think of the fridge not keeping your ice cream cold enough? D8 Fridge: *explodes* Icy: *with remote controlled detonator in hand* T__T Rev: ...OHMYBIRDSEED! Icy! Don't push that button! Those things never-- Icy: *pushes it* *it blows up* *fox is singed* Rev: ....work. 0.o Andrea: Did Icy see that coming? Emily:Don't reckon. Mairi: *dips finger into Icy's fur* 83 *starts drawing pictures on the walls with charcol* Rev: Nah nah nah! this is even funnier! *maked a smiley in the soot on Icy and then writes under it "Wash Me" Icy: Well. I'm so glad you're all having fun. T__T Andrea:*dumps a gallons of gatorafde on Icy* WE WON THE GAME COACH! WE WON THE GAME! 8D Mairi: Wouldn't Icy melt if she were surrounded by flames? Tech: I made her a suit that keeps her body at one temperature all the time. Mairi: ... Duck: You swapped it, didn't you? Mairi: How was I sposed to know the suit was so complex?? I spilt jam on it and it needed to be cleaned. ): Rev: You replaced it with a pretty good look-alike, though! 8D Mairi: Thanks! 8D Icy: *is by now a puddle on the floor* Danielle: Oh noes D8 Andrea: That picture always makes me lawl XD *scoops puddle of Icy into a jelly jar* Rev: Wait a minute......SHE CAN'T MELT! SHE'S PREGNANT WITH MY KIDS! *grabs jar and runs to lab* OUTTA MY WAY!!!! Mairi: *rocks back and forth on the balls of her feet* I suddenly feel like toast. 83 Seth: Like...after sex toast or before sex toast? Danielle: Dude. I should make a pic like that for Cass when she's extremly mad 83 Sayaz: *looks down at puddle* Hey... He missed a bit. *picks it up* Couldn't be that important, could it? *wipes away stain and walks away whistling innocently* DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!!!!!! Danielle:DUDE. NOW ICY COULD BE... LIKE....MISSING HER TAIL....OR AN EAR!! HOW COULD YOU!!! DDD8 Andrea: Or her uterus. Icy: *walks back in.......with no mouth* Duck: .........*points and laughs* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *falls down he's laughing and crying so hard* Icy: *flips him off* Danielle:*draws Icy's mouth back on* 8D......*draws lipstick* Icy: *eyes start glowing* Andrea: *draws blush, and bows, and hair clippies, and ruffles, and jewerly, and-* Icy: *rips Andrea's head off* Ozzie: *has just walked in with notepad*Gah! D8 Icy: *grabs Ozzies note pad and pencil and scribbles* "Anyone else?! >:@" Ozzie: 0_o
That took flippin forever to get on here. XD
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Ace: Is dis some kind of joke?! Duck: Oh yeah! I thought it would be hillarious to put a mile high plant in our backyard.
I still go back to the forum that must not be mentioned.
D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Brigid: ANYWAY, SO. QUICK. SEX. NOW. GOOD? Mairi: *suddenly feels lonely* ): Duck: ... I'm right here! Mairi: ........................................................................... *lonely* Icy: *points at Duck and snickers* (B Tech:..........o______o Rev:.......O.o?........ Uhhh... Cass? Cass:....*sighs* You guys broke him again. -_____- Seth: that seems to happen everytime someone mentions sex. 83 Tech: *eyetwitch* o_______o Cass:.......I'll go fix him -_____- Seth: Like, takes out his man parts so he can no longer bare children? 8D Cass: I'll fix you. -_- Icy: But he's had like 10 kids! DX Rev: No he hasn't. Icy: Not yet. T___T *stares at Danni* Rev: XD Brigid: I wonder how he'd feel about 20 kids. Duck: *stares at his five* Worse than me, I'll bet. T__T Brigid: Duck, your opinion is completely meaningless. 83 Go hang. Melvin: Cold. Brigid: Duck is most attractive when he cries. Danni: Haha. I REEEEEAAAALLLLLYYYY don't think Cass would even let me THINK of her and Tech having more kids. ;_____; Cass: Damn straight. T________________T I've got enough chaos with three. Trick: *clings to Cass' leg* D8 Cass: ^^ Hi Trick. Now, please let go of Mommy's leg so she can go beat up her creator for thinking of me having more kids. 833 Trick:...............Mkai 83 *lets go* Danni: *already gone*
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
Duck: Hey Cassidy.... wanna face me? *playing violent video game*
Cass: No thanks..
Duck: Afraid I'll beat you?
Cass: You probably will... I've never played video games before..
Duck: *nearly drops controller-thingy* You've never played video games before?!!!
Cass: Yeah.....
Duck:..... Where were you as a kid?!
Cass:.. OUTSIDE. Playing tag and hide-and-seek with my freinds.... Like MOST normal kids...
Duck:.......Do you want me to show you?
Cass:... Nah, I'll just watch..
Duck: *destroys spider-like monster on video game*
Cass: *tilts head to the side*... That looked like Carla....
Duck:...O.o....What?
Cass: My pet taurantula I had when I was six...
Duck: You had a pet taurantula when you were six?
Cass: Yeah, why?
Duck: It's weird....... most boys take them to school to scare girls at that age...
Cass: I know... I was the only girl in my class that didn't run away screaming.... then the other girls would make fun of me.... so I took Carla to school the next day and hid her in one of the girls' desk........I had detention for a week, but it was more than worth it. :3
Duck:....Wow... you're like.....a guy.... only with long hair and no-MMPH.
Cass: *has clamped his bill shut* You are not allowed to speak anymore. T________T
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Ozzie: *climsb up to see Felicity* Hiya there cutie! *kisses her on the forhead* Felicity: Ah! 8D *grabs him and squeezes* Ozzie: Gah! Oh jeez! Just like her sister! GAG! Take it easy kid, I jsut groomed. D8 Mairi: *carefully pries Felicity's fingers from Ozzie* Not a cuddle-toy, possum. *hands her a kitten plush instead and snuggles Ozzie for herself* Ozzie: GAG! Gerroff!...I have fleas! Mairi: Pffft! I work with a mass amount of children. Fleas, lice, colds, flus, measles, chicken pox, sticky fingers, runny noses, blood, spit... You name it, I've had it on me. Ozzie: .....I'm gonna die! My tiny little body wonttake all of that! D8 *struggling* Mairi: Don't chuck a wobbly! I bathe. ^__^ Felicity: D8 *points in direction Ozzie had gone* AH! AH! Cass: *holds her so she can see Ozzie* see, Felic? That's Ozzie.. Felicity: \8D/ OOooooossszah! Mairi: *continues snuggling Ozzie* She liiiiikes you. ^__^ Cass: And that's Mairi, Felic! *points to Mazz* Felicity: \8D/ ... Mahaha!!! Ozzie: *breaks free of Mairi and crawls back up to see Felicity* *his stone glows and sparkling gold stars start to float around* Felicity: 8OOOOOOO..... *tries to grab sparkles but fails and grabs Ozzie's tail instead* Ozzie: *holds breath while praying she dosnet pull while he slowly reaches to release it* Felicity: \8D/......... *still holding tail*............ Ozzie: *slowly starts to pull his tail out so he dosnet upset her* Okay sweety pie, Ozzie needs his tail back now. ^_^; Mairi: *dangles rattle over Felicity's head* 8DDD Felicity: 8OOOO *lets go of Ozzie's tail and tries to grab at rattle* 8DDD Ozzie: *sigh of relief* ^^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mairi: *snatches Icy under one arm and Cassidy under the other and smooshes them both into each of her boobs* 8D Cass: -.O.... Mazz...... Please let go.... Mairi: *does not* Cass: Ppppppllllleeeeeaaassssseeeee.........T_T Mairi: *does not* Me: *pokes Cass* You have shape-shifting powers, y'know.... Cass:........ *glares* Me: I know... I don't have you use them alot in my stories. T____T Mairi: *stares at a wall obliviously* Cass:......*shape-shifts out of Mazz's grasp* >_> Ozzie: *stares at Cassidy* Cassidy: *stares at Ozzie* Ozzie:. *blinks* ...GAH! Why the heck did you turn into me?! D8 Cassidy: *in Ozzie's voice* Gah! Why the heck did you turn into me!? D8 Ozzie: How did you do that?! D8 Cassidy: Oh I just lipped it. Mazz did the voice. Mairi: *doing Ozzie's voice again* I'm a farmer! 8D
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
*flashback to one dareing night* Ozzie: *blows whistle* Alright people! The dare is to stay up as long as you can! you snooze you lose! And that means.....NOW! *two nights later* Icy: Urgh! I don't know how much more I can take of this! Tech: *yawn* Yeah, usually I could put up with staying up for hours on end but this is ridiculous *looks at Cassidy asleep* Well she didn't last long... Quick: Estoy cansadooooooo..... TT__TT Zzzzzzzz....... Mairi: No! Quick! Speack to me! You can't go now! Not when we've come this far! D8 Rev: *zooms in* WHOO!!! ISN'T THIS GREAT!!! I MEAN STAYING UP ALL THIS TIME JUST GETS ME PUMPED AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY THE HECK IM IM SO PUMPED AND I GUESS IT BECAUSE OF ADRENALINE OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I CAN STAY UP A WHOLE WEE--*falls to ground* Zzzzzzzzzz......... Icy: .....night Rev. 0_o Ozzie: And they're dropping like flies. Ace: Why aren't you sleepy? DX Ozzie: I never agreed to the dare. I'm jsut supervising and helping you guys stay awake. Ace: And how are you doing dat? Ozzie: *chucks his glass of water in Ace's face* Ace: Whoo! tanks! I needed dat. 8D Slam: Raga draba Duck. Lexi: Slam's right. Duck's so tired he cant even talk straight. Duck: Talking what you about are? Just I'm fine talking... @_@ Mairi: Cool! I want to talk like that! Does I it loves! 8D Cassidy: *sits ups suddenly* FISHSTICKS!!!! D8 Tech: *face palm* Sapphire: Oh don't worry. I had a nightmare about marshmellows once. Dusk: Wh-what the heck is up with Seth. The guy hasn't even moved in the past three hours. Ace: He looks so focused. Why didn't I think of trying to meditate. 0_o Lexi: Because then you would have fallen asleep the minute you closed your eyes. -___-; Icy: *walks over and waves his hands in front of Seth's face* Heloo? Seth? Dusk: *pokes at his forehead and looks closer* .....He's sleeping. Icy: What? Dusk: Look! he painted his eyelids! Ozzie: Oooh! I have GOT to see this! *runs over and climbs up to Seth's shoulder to get a better look* Seth: *wakes up and smiles sheepishly* Ozzie: That is so awesome! 8D But your still out, dude. Seth: *shrugs* Cassidy: *shoots up again* KOALAS!!!!!! D8 Tech: *yet another face palm*
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Cale: Aunty Icy? What are you gettin' me for Christmas? Icy: *ruffles Cale's ears* Nice try kiddo but you'll have to wit till X-mas to find that out. ^^
Cale: Could you give me a hint? PLLLLEEEEAAASSSSEEEEE???!! *puppy dog face*
Icy: What you just did right there is hint enough. Cassidy: *socks Icy's arm* Icy: *rubs it* Ooow! Whhhaaaat....
Serenity: ........................................*talks into hidden mic* Icy, she's onto us...
Icy: I'll inform the top man... *swithces stations* Sir Ozymandius. We have a situation. Ozzie: What is it? Icy: The crazy one seems to have discovered our position. Ozzie: WHAT?! Send Tech with a memory eraser... Icy: It has yet to be nvented sir. Ozzie: Well then blow her up! Icy: Negative. We do then more people will get suspicouse... Ozzie: *paces slowly* Then....send in.....the duck... Duck: *falls onto set in orange and yellow tights and cape* No need to fret! I will take care of the evil doer! Icy: ........*pukes at the sight of Duck in tights*
Ozzie: Sir Dazzling Duck, we have a mission for you. You are to track down this maniac *holds up a stick figure doodle of Emily* Duck: Then I shall take flight! AHOY! *runs off after dramatic pose* *Emily is skipping merrily down the road when Duck sees her* Duck: Aha! There she is! Look at her...she looks like a total lunatic. I'm getting sick just staring at her. *Emily is plucking daisies with halo over her head* Duk: Enough talk! AHOY! *charges at Emily* *Emily get up off the rock she was sitting on and Duck runs face first into it
Cassidy: *shapeshifts into Rev* ^.^ Serenity: Wait! She can do that?! D8 Danielle: Yep, she can, and sometimes she can use his powers, but only for a few minutes. But she doesn't like doing it, cause whoever she imitates is weakened when she uses their powers.......... So............. yeah.............. Rev: *flying around when Cassidy suddenly turns into him* ............OH--*starts to fall* AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! D8 D8 D8 Danielle: Hence why Cassidy only uses that ability in a complete EMERGENCY. -_______-
Mairi: SPIDERRRRR!!! D8 Duck: We are not calling any one of our kids Spider!! DX Mairi: ... '__' Duck: ... T_T Mairi: ... ^__^ ...You pretty much just admitted that we're going to have children together. :3 Duck: DX Icy: If they do have a kid can I help name the baby?! 8D Mairi: As long as if it's a girl, we nick name her Spider. :3 Duck: NO! NO! NO! DX ( I think that may have jinxed it XD)
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Ace: Is dis some kind of joke?! Duck: Oh yeah! I thought it would be hillarious to put a mile high plant in our backyard.
I still go back to the forum that must not be mentioned.
Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
Emily: Ah, Duzz. Such a strange pairing. Serenity: Dizz Emily: Dizz? Serenity: You said but Icy in the mix. Emily: Incest? 83 Duck and Icy: *belt me up profusely* Serenity: XDDDDDDDD*both puking somwhere in time and space* Mairi: Why do i feel the sudden need to hurt Icy??? D8 I don't understand these new feelings! Serenity: *duck and Rev sitting on couch when Duck suddenly pukes. Rev waits for him to recover, helps him clean it up, smiles, and then punches him in the face for no apperent reason* Emily: XDDDDDDDDDDD
-- Edited by Serenity on Tuesday 10th of November 2009 09:01:21 PM
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Ace: Is dis some kind of joke?! Duck: Oh yeah! I thought it would be hillarious to put a mile high plant in our backyard.
I still go back to the forum that must not be mentioned.
Serenity: Hey. How desturbing would it be if Avril was paired with one of the Duzz kids? I'm not saying to do it but it just came to mind. XD Duzz bois: *ultimate gags of disturbing reactions* Duck: *walks in, sipping tea* ... *sees his sons gagging and rolling on the floor exaggeratedly* *drops his coffee cup* THE DISEASE HAS SPREAD TO MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD!!! D8 *runs out of the room* Mairi: *screaming after him* THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR NOT DOING THE DISHES! Pierce: Damn. He's good. Brothers: *nod in agreement*
Mairi: *plonks multiple bags of McDonalds in front of her kids* I got lazy. 83 Duck: This isn't a substantial meal. T__T Mairi: Don't eat it then. Duck: I won't. *looks directly at each child* And you shouldn't either. Matty D.: Chef. Duck: Yes? Matty D.: Shut up. Duck: *slaps Matt upside the head* Matty D.: *giggles like a small child before sticking his bill inside his McDonalds bag* 8D Tarne: *takes fries from Finny's box* Finny: Newt. Is that a Fillet of Fish? Newt: *nods* Finny: Gimme a bite. Newt: *holds burger to Finny's beak* Finny: *noms* Pierce: I'm pretty sure I asked for extra sauce on my Big Mac. T__T Matty D.: ... *looks down at his burger* I was wondering why this was so saucy... :3 Pierce: Please return it to its original owner. *the two swap* Tarne: Ew. Who wants my gurken?? *Finny and Matty D. both raise their hands* Pierce: You should make them fight for it. '___' Newt: *signs something* Finny: Fight to the death? For a slice of gurken? Matty D.: *blank stare* ... Seraphin... This is serious business. Finny: Oh... D8 Pierce: You doubted the intensity of the gurken. *chokes back fake tears* How could you? Finny: I'm ashamed. So utterly, utterly ashamed. ): Tarne: *slams fist on table* You are hereby dubbed no longer worthy of the gurken. Finny: I should pretty much die. '_____' Matty D., Tarne and Pierce: *in unison* You should. Finny: What's your opinion on this, Chef? Duck: I'm off duty. I have no opinion. Finny: Welp! That's enough for me. *looks to Mairi* I'm going to go commit suicide now. Mairi: Finish your tea first. *points to his meal all motherly-like* Newt: *signs something* Matty D.: I concur. Why waste good Maccas on a feller who isn't even going to digest it? Pierce: I see your point. Matty D.: Do you like my point? Pierce: I do. I do. Matty D.: Is it a nice point? Pierce: It's very pointy. Matty D.: *nods seriously* Tarne: ........ Finny! You hereby forfit your burger to me. 8D Matty D.: And your fries to me. Pierce: Can I just have a bite of his burger? Tarne: Certainly! I permit as such! 8D *hands Finny's burger to Pierce* Pierce: *noms burger* Finny: .......................................... I no longer know how to handle this situation. Matty D.: This is what comes of doubting the gurken. Tarne: Shun the non believer! Mairi: Shhhhhuuuunnnnuh! 8D Duck: You wait till now to enter the conversation? Mairi: I don't muck about when Charlie the Unicorn is involved. Duck: Obviously not. Matty D.: Chef. Duck: ??? Matty D.: Shut up. Duck: *smacks his son's burger into his face* Matty D.: Mmmmm... Saucy. 83
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Serenity: Answer! you havta! Cuz if you don't......
Sye: XD XD OMFG!!!! YESSSSSS! *dies laughing*
Danielle: *spazzes out on floor* NNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! DDDDD8
Syaz: *looks at Danni* I'm not cleaning that up. *attempts to walk away slowly but dies of laughing first* XD
Lauren: Does Icy like soup? If so, what kind?
Icy: Soup? SOUP?! I HAVEN'T HAD HOT SOUP IN YEARS!!! It USED to be corn chowder but nooooo!! NJow I can onl;y have cold cucumber soup! ...I'm out! DX *stomps off* Tech: B-but....I thought she liked my cucmber soup...D8 Ace: What's for dinner tonight, gang? Duck: *blank, wide-eyed stare* Rev: *rocked back and forth mumbling incoherently* Lexi: *chewing her nails nervously* Ace: Oh... Oh God... No... Not that! Anything but that!! D8 *backs away with shaking his hands before him in fear* Tech: Come ON guys! My cucumber soup isn't THAT bad!!! DX Slam: 83 Cassidy:.. It could be worse, actually.... *shrugs* Ace: You know what guys, she's right! Duck: Yeah, she is..... SHE could have made it. *shudders* Cassidy: DX
Mairi: *is eating chips nonchalantly* Icy's not like me. :3 Ace: How is dat relevant? Mairi: I'M like a bag of chips. :3 Ace: ........ AND?? Mairi: I'm all that and more. :3
Icy: Oh yeah?! Well I'm like a bottle of Wasabi!
Danielle: Wasa-What? 0.o....
Cassidy:.... I have a bad feeling....
Icy: Cuz I BURN! *pinches her tail* Ksssstt....
Emily: ............................ That makes little sense to me as Icy's main power revolves around free- *mauled by Icy* Icy: Freeze fry?! How about that?! I'm so cold I burn! DX Duck: *can't think of a comeback to this* Mairi: Puuuut a bananaaaa in your eeeeaaar... Cassidy: *hands Duck a banana* :3 Duck: I don't want to put a banana in my ear. Mairi: But... But! It'll make you HAPPY! Duck: Says who? Mairi: It's true! ^__^ Duck: *lying in grass asleep* *Icy and Rev walk up* Icy:* Bounces up and down on Duck* Come one Danger! We're going on an advenure! It's gonna be an adventure! Rev: Yes! It will be so full of sweets and joy...and joyness. Icy: Come with us Danger! Rev: Yeeessss.... Icy: Yeeeesss.... Duck: *sits up and holds pistol to his head*
*halo appears above Mairi's head*
Mairi: It sparkles!!
Ozzie: *turns his jewel off and it disappears*
Halo" *appears over Cassidy*...... *sputters, chokes, dies*
Quick: :3 *devil horns appear on her head* .........8O *pats them down* >___>
Cassidy: *looks up at broken halo on her head*... Hmmm.. I wonder how that got there?
Shadow: Yeah, it's a real mystery... *elbow jab*. ^^ Seth: Lol *halo appears, then breaks down* Darn DX
*Icy and Ozzie hiding behind couch* Icy: You're having fun with that aren't ya? Ozzie: *makes halo appear of Seth* Oh totally! Mairi: *pokes Seth's halo* Yours is not very sparkly. ): *shines it for him*
-- Edited by Serenity on Wednesday 25th of November 2009 02:36:29 PM
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Ace: Is dis some kind of joke?! Duck: Oh yeah! I thought it would be hillarious to put a mile high plant in our backyard.
I still go back to the forum that must not be mentioned.
D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
+Nullifies smite by existing only as the entity of logic for a split second+ God: This is why you're going to Hell, child. You gotta do worse than Hell for me. B3
Duck: Wow. Deathwish much?
It's the only thing that helps me sleep at night.
-- Edited by Bandkanon on Friday 13th of November 2009 07:42:08 PM
D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
Pierce: *working through his homework with Ash and Avril* Tarne: *playing a handheld console* Matty D.: *watching TV with Finny and Slam* 83 [ON TV] Chef: CRAIG! I WANT THAT SALAD PLATED 10 SECONDS AGO! Craig: YES CHEF! Chef: LISA! YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN SENT BACK! THE MEAT WAS UNDER COOKED!! WAKE UP GIRL!!! Lisa: YES CHEF! Chef: WHERE IS THE POTATO SALAD FOR NUMBER 27??? I WANT IT PLATED NOW! Gregory: YES CHEF! [IRL] Duck: *walks in* *looks about* Ok, you kids. Ace wants this area tidied up before dinner. Matty D.: YES CHEF! 8D Finny: YES CHEF! 8D Pierce: YES CHEF! 8D Newt: *signs something* 8D Tarne: YES CHEF! 8D Ash: ... Avril: Yes chef? O_o
Happy Seren? 83
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Me? I'm floating around reading stuff while pretending to be totally focused on my Geography homeowrk. 83
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD