Coz I love random scenarios 83 You all can post random scenarios as well! But I'll probably be visiting here the most XD ANY WHO!
*at WB studios* Optimatus: Can we hurry this up!? I got to get home by 7 to watch 'Desperate House Wives' Duck: PFFT. You watch 'DESPERATE HOUSE WIVES'? Dude, you ARE gay. Optimatus: Quiet you! It's a riveting show! Ace: Yeah, if you're old, or fourty, or single. Optimatus: I am NOT fourty! Ace: But you ARE single 83
AAAAAANNDDD I'm done fore naow 83
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
Ace: *having make-up applied for 'Apocolypso'* I feel ridiculous. Duck: *already in costume* I feel great! 8DDD Tech: *also in female costume* 83 Ace: Eh... Tech... Ya ain't supposed to be in dat costume... Duck and I are da only ones dressin' up as goils. Tech: I know. 83 Ace and Duck: ....................................................................
Rev: *comes in wearing a kimono*......*looks around* Ace and Duck: *headwall* Tech: ;) Rev: ..... I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO!
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
*at Loonatic Tower* Duck: Hey, Slam! You gotta come see this! *Duck and Slam peek around door of kitchen, to see Ace and Lexi making out.* Duck: Heh, heh. I put some 'special ingredients' in their coffee this morning. Let's go get the video camera! I think it's in Tech's lab. *they walk into Tech's lab, only to find Tech and Rev having loud, violent sex on a lab table.* Slam: [What did you slip in THEIR coffee??] Duck: ....nothing.....uhh, forget the camera. I need to try to unsee this. *flees the scene* Slam: [Fine by me, see ya later.] *grabs camera and starts taping Tech and Rev instead.*
Pretty sucky, but still kinda funny! Duck is funny when he's freaked out! *I run back to watch 'Te Secks'.*
Icy: Hey, Seth. Say 'fort' 6 times. Seth: ? Fort, fort, fort, fort, fort, fort. Icy: 4 more times. Seth: Fort, fort, fort, fort. Icy: Now spell it out twice. Seth: F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T. Icy: Now say it 3 times. Seth: Fort, fort, fort. Icy: And 5 more times. Seth: Fort, fort, fort, fort, fort. Icy: What do you eat soup with? Seth: HA! A FORK! Icy: Really? I eat my soup with a spoon. ^^ *walks away* Seth: *speachless*
Duck: *leads Mairi into a police station while running from a mob a zombies* Oh thank JESUS I thought I'd never be so happy to see one of THOSE! *rushes in* Hey, put the donuts down! D8< *glares at officer* Drop the krispey kreme, cerpico! We need you're help! Mairi:Mymamaandmydaddyandmybubbyandmyfriendswereattackedbyzombiesanditwasreallyscareyandmyfriend'ssistergotkidnappedandapervgotpossesedandwedon'tknowhattodo! Duck: YEAH! Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah!!!!! DX
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
XD I love using that joke, it's really fiunny. I've made SO many smart kids look retarded. 83
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
Heh, heh. I put some 'special ingredients' in their coffee this morning. Let's go get the video camera! I think it's in Tech's lab.
[What did you slip in THEIR coffee??]
....nothing.....uhh, forget the camera. I need to try to unsee this. *flees the scene*
I totally do. 
This is true also.
