Anyway, Agent Gibbs has 50 rules about investigating. Although not all of them are mentioned yet in the episodes.
I thought it would be cool if we made up some 'rules' that our OCs would go by.
Now, for example, Gibb's rule #1 is "Never let suspects stay together." and #32 is "Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live." There are more, but I'm too lazy to look them up XD
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#1. Never trust anyone who doesn't trust you. #2. If someone wants your trust, make them EARN it. #3. Forensics don't lie. People do. #4. Nougat is the most disgusting and vile thing on the face of the Earth. #5. Never spill Tech's coffee if you want to live.
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Now it's your turn! Put as many as you want! if you come up with more, just post again!
EDIT: I found a video will all of the known Gibb's rule in it. ENJOY
-- Edited by CassidyCoyote on Wednesday 22nd of July 2009 07:36:43 AM
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SETH. #1. Just because a woman's breasts look big, doesn't mean they're natural. #2. Avoid that weird green thing under Duck's bed. #3. Never flirt with women when they're on their period. For they will rip your face off. #4. Remember to TELL everyone that you're serving bull testicles before serving said testicles. #5. Remember to pick Quinton from school on the week days. Or Quick WILL kick you in the crotch.
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
#1. Princesses don't have sex before they're married. #2. And when princesses get married, they still don't have sex. They make love. (actual quote from Carolyn) 8D #3. Don't smoke. It doesn't look cool. It's gross. It's ugly. It's grotty. Don't do it. #4. Always have two types of contraception. No exceptions. #5. You should never want a BABY. You should want a FAMILY. A baby isn't a baby forever. #6. Pets are just as much apart of the family as children. #7. Never deny Duck a snuggle. If he actually WANTS one, it's a moment to be cherished for years to come. #8. Always look ahead, no matter what's gone on behind. #9. Being young at heart isn't the same as immaturity. #10. Don't ever leave Rev alone with a balloon. #11. Teaching Tech to sew will never be a good idea. #12. Learning is as much a part of the teaching process as teaching itself. #13. A cuddle from a puppy is a good cuddle indeed. #14. No matter what the circumstances, don't ever, EVER leave Slam with the groceries. #15. NEVER underestimate the importance of #14. #16. Ace can only take so much mockery. #17. So can Icy. #18. Never sneak nougat into Cass' meals. It may amuse your fiancee, but it isn't worth the torture. #19. Don't joke about Seth and Quick's sex life. They mightn't see the joke and start admitting to things you DIDN'T want to know. #20. The effort needed to amuse Lexi at the mall is not worth the resulting unwanted clothes, debts and scolding from Duck.
#2. And when princesses get married, they still don't have sex. They make love. (actual quote from Carolyn) 8D
I remember this. XD Mazz said that to Cass in one of our MSN roleplays and Cass said "Is that a shot at me?" And Mazz said "No. You're not a princess." And Cass replied. "Hmmm.. You're right. Cause if I was then your statment would be false."
XD Good times.
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#1. Never under any circumstances come into the kitchen when Cass is cooking. #2. Do not be tempted to walk into Tech's lab henever he says he's on a verge of a breakthrough. You'll be scarred for life. #3. Always remember to follow rule #2. #4. Try not to walk into walls or trip on your on feet if your preggers. #5. Get everyone to know rule #4. #6. Whenever Duck's bugging you, closed your eyes and imagine him getting told off by Mazz. #7. Make sure to not drink coffee.... or cafeine.... or anything made by anyone you meet on the street, especially when they look creepy..... unless you wish to die a slow, painful and untimely death *nods*.
Sapphire: T_____T
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
#1. If Baby Sis seems upset and/or mad.....ask Tech what's going on before approaching her. #2. Don't distract Dakkarsis when he's cooking. The smoke alarm will go off. #3. Leave intimidating the bad guys to Cassidy. #4. Don't let Excla drink Monster. #5. Never forget #4. #6. When Dakkarsis is feeling self-conscious, encourage him. #7. Snuggling will be involved in #6.
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xDDD I love Maria's rules to death. Especially #4 and #5.
OKAI this will be long. >3
EYHRIT: #1. Never reveal your true intentions to ANYONE. #2. You are the enemy. #3. It's always nice to have a bucket of water on hand. Or Doraghu. Just in case you "accidentally" light someone on fire. #4. Gender is completely unimportant. #5. Your sibling is the most important thing in the world, even if you don't like him.
DORAGHU: #1. Never reveal your true intentions to ANYONE. #2. You are the enemy. #3. Do not cook. It's a horrible idea. #4. People who call you "fish-man" are racist. Except for little kids. #5. UK is the funniest guy in the universe.
MAZICCHIA: #1. Never reveal your true intentions to ANYONE. #2. You are the enemy, but that won't stop you from trying to get Lexi's heart. #3. Women are hot. Men are disgusting. #4. You do not need to walk. Your powers do the moving for you. #5. Your complexion must be perfect at ALL times.
UK: #1. Never reveal your true intentions to ANYONE. #2. You are the enemy, but it's fun to pretend you aren't just to throw off the 'Tics. #3. Zombies are a lot like living people. They just don't need to breathe, eat, go to the bathroom, or sleep. And it's a good idea to make them get rid of their flesh before they start smelling bad. #4. Don't use the poison cloud too often. It stinks. #5. Sex is the best thing ever.
--- DAKKARSIS: #1. You're nothing without someone to protect. #2. Whoever you've devoted your protection to, go by all their rules even if you disagree with them. #3. Violence solves a lot of things, but it doesn't wash the dishes. #4. Little blue robots are made to interrupt you when you're with the person you like. #5. Sex is a sin. (Sub: UK and Seth are sinners.)
-- EXCLA (Oh God... xD) : #1. Must play dress-up once every day. #2. Duck and Daddy MUST play dress-up with! #3. Fishies are Gods of the skies. #4. Maps (Flowers) look cute around people's heads. #5. Daddy is more important than anyone else, but he's stupid. #6. Your fingers can hurt people. (Tends to forget this) #8. There is no #7. #9. Words are fun! #10. Everything is good in some way. #11. Except for death. #12. Hate hurts a lot. But so does breaking, so don't complain. #13. Nobody tells you what to do. If they do, they get pain. #15. Daddy likes it when you do pain on him. He does!!!!!!!!!!!!! #16. Everyone is silly. Sillier than you. #17. If you put baking soda and vinegar together they make a little volcano! (Not important...but interesting.)
Icy's! For now. Then I'll do Ozzie, Avril, and Ash later. And then maybe I'll make one up for Rev for the fun of it. ^^
Icy 1: Heat blows 2: If you can't say something nice, chances are you're going to lose your teeth. 3: Just let Rev do his thing. He wants to act like a child just roll with it. 4: I is dangerouse when woken up before eight, so dont bother. 5: Groom your tail at least three times a day 6: Kiki tends to blow up if not charged at least once a day. Makes a good prank though. 7: Rev is an idiot but he's my idiot. 8: When Ozzie offers to cook, do NOT argue. I'm dead serious.....No I mean it. Don't. He wont do anything. But if he dosnt cook it means someone else will. 9: Duck is a good sorce of amusement on a rainy day. 10: Cucumber soup is basically Tech's best invention.
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Ace: Is dis some kind of joke?! Duck: Oh yeah! I thought it would be hillarious to put a mile high plant in our backyard.
I still go back to the forum that must not be mentioned.
8: When Ozzie offers to cook, do NOT argue. I'm dead serious.....No I mean it. Don't. He wont do anything. But if he dosnt cook it means someone else will.
Yeah, like CASSIDY! XD
Cass: *kills me again* DX<
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
#1. Remember the only ones who can truely appreciate your Spanish rants are Tech and Cassidy. #2. Rant in Spanish otherwise, just to annoy those around you (i.e. Duck) #3. Remember to use the English language when speaking. #4. Tell others to notify you if #3 is broken. #5. Steer the conversation at the dinner table AWAY from sexual doings or Seth WILL speak the unspoken. #6. Tech is a very busy man, who must be taunted at least once a day. #7. be sure to do #6 when Cassisy isn't watching (>,>) #8. Must tease Rev eveyday. #9. Ditto #7, replace Cass with Icy. #10. When angry, be sure to stay clear of sharp objects. Said object WILL fly around the room at random. #11. Take deep breath before Mairi's hugs. #12. Don't forget #11, or you will die. #13. Must bandage all wounds upon sight, weather or not there are other priorities. #14. Dish with Saph and Lexi everytime there's new gossip. #15. After getting a vision of certain doom, exclaim as loud as you can to get everyone's attention. #16. When getting a vision of Duck's certain doom, wait for it to play out or you will mess with the universe. #17. Keep tail away from closing doors. #18. Go for a neutral jog with Rev when ever stressed. #19. keep # 18 from becoming competetive. #20. Physics Sucks!
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#1. Keep The Bible in good condition, because I hit people with it often. #2. When molting, TRY to keep it off the carpet. #3. When Mazz gives a boobie huggles, resist the urge to smile like a little school boy.] #4. Seth needs help. #5. I should help Seth. #6. I should TRY and help Seth. #7. Seth is a retard. He can't be helped. #8. When Sapph's angry, make her feel better with snuggles and chocolate 83 #9. Try and remember to take Celeste back home after the grocery shopping is done. #10. When Slam makes a weird face, run out of the room as fast as possible.
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#6. Immediatly start dancing when 'Thriller' is played. #7. When Quick starts yelling at somone in spanish, counter it with some japanese 83 #8. Steal Ace's sword daily. #9. Do #9 with Icy or Duck. #10. When Quinton yells; 'BAH!' rush him out of the house.
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
#8. Whenever Ace tells anyone to 'stay behind and guard the tower', always be ready for chaos to break out. #9. Whenever Zadavia says that 'You all could take a break'...... Just don't get your hopes up to high, okay? #10. When going to the carnival, make sure to not bring Dusk near any horses. #11. Always remember number #10. #13. Be near Quick whenever a room has sharp objects, co-operation in trying to help each other to NOT get angry is greatly appreciated. #14. Don't let talent go to waste. If you want to dance, crank up the volume and just do it. #15. Caution to never let anyone hear the music. #16. Also to always lock the door whenever #14 or #15 is involved. #17. Resist urge to dance to 'Thriller' out in the streets. #18. Rule #17 also applies to anywhere else, especially when Seth is involved. #19. Whenever Ace complains about his sword missing, make a pact to all look at Duck. #20. Bringing Dusk into the lab after midnight to search for chocolate is not advised. It not only wastes good snuggling time, but also tends to give the others wrong impressions. #21. Always remember to rule #20. #22. Better still, do not leave chocolate in the lab. #23. Whatever happens, remember to NEVER save any MSN conversations on the computer. #24. Do not let Duck touch Bingo.
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Syebrgirl wrote:#15. After getting a vision of certain doom, exclaim as loud as you can to get everyone's attention. #16. When getting a vision of Duck's certain doom, wait for it to play out or you will mess with the universe.
X4get_the_worldX wrote:
#8. Steal Ace's sword daily. #9. Do #8 with Icy or Duck.
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#19. Whenever Ace complains about his sword missing, make a pact to all look at Duck. I love you guise. 8'3
Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
Ozzie's 1: Get back into my old body! That is always at the top of my list! 2: Don't allow too many hugs. It is neither cute nor funny and just down right degrading sometimes. 3: Dont let Cale talk you into getting her a nightime snack while your putting her to bed (candy), she'll be bouncing off the walls and trying to light you on fire. 4: Dont brag too much after winning video games against Rev. It depresses him. Just politely offer a rematch. 5: When adressing someone from the ground try not to hut your neck.... 6: Hide when Excla is playing dress up. 7: Seth is fun to bug when bored considering he hates small animals. Best thing to do is to just sit there a foot from him and stare. Bugs him to no end. 8:Be first to volenteer to cook. If I dont do it someone else will. 9: Duck's "cape" is not a security blanket 10: The ability to amolify my voice comes in handy at everynight dinners here. Mostly when Slam and Seth are fighting over the last of the mashed potatoes.
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Ace: Is dis some kind of joke?! Duck: Oh yeah! I thought it would be hillarious to put a mile high plant in our backyard.
I still go back to the forum that must not be mentioned.
Mairi: *gives Ozzie Duck's cape for a security blanket* 83 Duck: *opens his mouth to say something* Mairi: *snaps her head around at him, eyes wide and psychotic, and slowly draws her index finger across her throat* 8| Duck: D8
No no no. There was a scene in one of my fics where Ozzie is commenting to Rev that the Duck's cape wasn't a cape, it was a security blanket and Duck got all pissy and was just being down right annoying and so its a rule for Ozzie not to ever mention the "Security blnaket" ever again XD
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Ace: Is dis some kind of joke?! Duck: Oh yeah! I thought it would be hillarious to put a mile high plant in our backyard.
I still go back to the forum that must not be mentioned.
6. When stressed / upset, just let Ozzie cook. Otherwise the tower will explode 7. Horses are the most amazing animals on the face of the earth ^^ 8. Cale and Felicity are miracles sent from Heaven. Protect them above anything else. 9. Mairi's boob-hugs are lethal weapons. Avoid at all costs. 10. Never annoy me around 'that time' if you like the ability to breathe/see/walk/live.
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S'more Dusk 83 11. When Andrea's drooling over yaoi, STAY AWAY FROM SETH ALL TOGETHER. 12. When Mairi says her cookies are 'super specialer than usual', don't eat them. 13. Celeste is a beautiful little angel, don't let Matty D. touch her. 14. When Cassidy is making THIS face; )8< Don't go near her...you WILL lose a couple of feathers.... 15. Just because a weird looking sandwich in the fridge says 'PROPERTY OF DUSK' on it, doesn't mean you should eat it.
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
1. Matty D. is a pain in the arse. Enough said. 2. Felicity is my responsibilty to protect, even when Mom and Dad are around. 3. Do NOT under any circumstances give Felicity anything that contains sugar. 4. Avoid Felicity when on 'that time.' She WILL ask endless questions. 5. NO ONE is to touch my guitar. T___T
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#1. Read. More. #2. Ensure that you're next in line to serve Tweetums after Chef. #3. Even though you're the eldest and it is your duty to protect your siblings, do not get in the way of Matty D.'s tormenting of Tarne. You become the target. And he knows all of your secrets. #4. Do NOT miss deadlines. Ever. #5. If something gets broken, don't let Matty D. try and fix it.
Matty D.
#1. Why walk when you can somersault? #2. Despite what Chef and Nominator say, the toaster DOES belong to you. Retrieve it at all costs. #3. Eavesdropping is not a sin. Just don't let anyone know you're doing it. #4. If people don't even want to TRY and lock the folders on their computers, then it's completely accessible to hackers and snoops alike. :3 #5. If something gets broken, offer to fix it.
Newt
#1. Ensure that Matty D. is within the boundaries of human decency #2. If Matty D. is not within the boundaries of human decency, then apply physical abuse as needed. #3. When invisible (which is 90% of the time), always make sure that the distance between you and the person you're standing near is equal to the reach of their arms. #4. The power of invisibility does not stop your mother from knowing where you are. Or Rev. #5. If something gets broken, don't let Matty D. try and fix it.
Finny
#1. Never miss the opportunity to exploit the fact that the Nominator fusses over your health. A sickie is always a recommended. #2. Bide your time. Your moment will come. #3. [See Murphy's Law] #4. Isolation is preferable. Family meals are to be avoided. #5. If something gets broken, don't let Matty D. try and fix it.
Tarne
#1. Don't leave the house without a decent pair of shoes. #2. Never ask the Nominator for a video game. If a video game is required, help Chef as required and ask politely with the cutest, saddest eyes possible. Exploit the fact that he sympathises with your upbringing whenever you can. #3. Ties are ok too. #4. Keep all gaming consoles away from Matty D. #5. If something gets broken, don't let Matty D. try and fix it.
I think I see a pattern forming in the boys' rules! 8D
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1. Sugar is awesome. 2. Snowy is a puppy. Not a horse. You do not ride on him (put there by Tech and Cassidy because Snowy is about 10 years old now) 3. Play dress-up with Excla every day! 4. Celeste is the bestest freind in the world 5. Sissie sometimes acts mad. Ignore this. 6. Crayons are not to eat. (Again, put there by Tech and Cass) 7. Ask someone for help before trying to climb stuff to reach something (once again, put there by Tech and Cass) 8. Don't touch Sissie's guitar
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
You know what. Tarne reminds me of this kid from a cartoon I watched on Saturday mornings on the Disney channel. I think it was called the Weekenders. He was totally obsessed with shoes......Hey! Jason Marsden did a voice in that show! *SQUEAL* 8D
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Ace: Is dis some kind of joke?! Duck: Oh yeah! I thought it would be hillarious to put a mile high plant in our backyard.
I still go back to the forum that must not be mentioned.
