Ozzie: Hello! This is your host, Ozymandius, here to wish you all a Merry Christmas! Now we, the residents of the Loonatics’ Tower, have a special surprise for you! We’re all going to have a holiday musical!
Duck: *other end of the room* Say WHAT?!
Icy: What.
Duck: T_____T
Ace: Hey, it was your woman that set dis whole ting up in da foist place. *thumbs to Mairi decorating the tree with popcorn*
Mairi: *singing* Deck the halls with tons of popcorn! Falalalalalalalala! Lets hope Reepicheep doesn’t steal some! Falalalalalalalala! If he does I’ll send Slam to eat him! Falalalalalalalala! Then I’ll sew my new baby a stocking! Falalalalalalalala!!!
Ozzie: There! That’s it! That’s exactly what we’re doing! Mixing the lyrics up to older Christmas songs and singing them in our own versions!
Rev: Sounds like fun!
Seth: I’m out *tries to leave*
Quick: *grabs his tail* You’re in.
Lexi: We have any lyrics?
Cassidy: Nah. We’re just going to wing it.
Sapphire: Convenient.
Tech: No! No no no no! I am not singing!....and I don’t rhyme.
Rev: Oh come on Tech! Where’s the old Christmas spirit?
Tech: Left it in my other wallet. Hey!
Rev : *zips up and hands him his other wallet* There! Anymore complaints.
Tech: Yes. You’re sarcasm filter is scaring me.
Excla: MEAT POPSICLES!!!!! 8DDDD
Sapphire: Oooh! I can’t wait! I love singing!
Ozzie: Lets start with something easier….Oh! What about Jingle Bells?
Ace: Dat’s a good one! Okay gang, group up!
*music starts*
Seth: Dashing through the snow,
Sapphire: With the city in dismay.
Tech: Rev Runner says we’re slow,
Quick: Laughing all the way.
Duck: Mairi starts to sing,
Icy: While Sypher picks a fight.
Lexi: Then Ace Bunny with start to shoot his heated red sight!
Everyone: Ooooh!
Excla: JINGLE BELLS!!!
Slam: Lepew smells,
Mairi: Bubby laid an egg! 8D
Tech: The Tech mobile lost its wheel,
Ace: And Weather Vane got away!
Ozzie: Jingle bells,
Dusk: Seth just fell!
Rev: Icy Fox laughed away!
Duck: Cassidy still can’t cook up a meal.
Cale: So Ozzie baked a cake! 8D
Cassidy: HEY! DX
Icy: That was great. XD
Tech: Sorry honey! XD
Cassidy: Duck!
Duck: Yes? :3
Cassidy: I’m…..going to get back at you with this next song.
Duck: Oh really?
Cassidy: Really.
Duck: Oh! I’m so scared! What are you going to do? Sing me to sleep?
Cassidy: Nope. Ozzie. Music.
*Rudolph music plays*
Cassidy: Danger the self-absorbed mallard.
Ace: Had some very shiny clothes.
Lexi: And if you ever knew him.
Tech: You would know that he’s a brown nose.
Seth: All of the other heroes.
Icy: Still like to laugh and call him names.
Sapphire: So Danger would stomp and scoff.
Dusk: Then storm out the room and say we’re lame.
Ozzie: Then one frightful Christmas eve.
Excla: THE BOSS LADY CAME TO SAY!!!
Mairi: “Danger Duck with your smile so bright.”
Duck: “Won’t you lead the team tonight!” 8D
Icy: Pfft! Yeah right! XD
Ace: I know huh?
Slam: Ahaha! Duck graburada!
Tech: Seriously.
Lexi: Keep dreaming.
Duck: It could happen! D8
Icy: Not in this century.
Rev: Or the last eight.
Icy: XD
Rev: XD
Duck: You’re all lame. *storms out of room*
Cassidy: And we rest our case. Touche!
Sapphire: What else do we have?
Ozzie: Um, lets see…there’s The 12th Day Of Christmas.
Icy: Oh! My favorite!
Ozzie: Same here!
Excla: *points at Ozzie* SHUT IT HORSE!!!!
Ozzie: *rolls eyes* That’s starting to get old….
Excla: No! It’s a new born! So there!
Ozzie: 0_o
Seth: Okay, can we just start. The little robot kid is starting to give me a headache.
Quick: Si. My ears are sensitive.
Lexi: Okay lets start…..
*music plays*
Ace: On the 12th day of Christmas Zadavia said to me....dere are.......
Tech: 12 villians plotting.
Lexi: 11 Fuz-Zs eating,
Rev: 10 rock monsters rocking,
Excla: 9 rhinos flying! 8D
Sapphire: 8 dolphins plotting,
Dusk: 7 aliens shooting,
Seth: 6 shadows fighting
Ozzie: 5 DRAGONFLIIIEEESSS!!!!!! XDDDD
Icy: ……..What? 0_o
Quick: 4 burglaries
Cassidy: 3 gems stolen
Duck: 2 golden blocks
Mairi: And a diamond which costs a million bucks!!!!
Duck: Actually that was me. I got it for you for Christmas.
Mairi: Oh Bubby! You are just the kidder! You should see what I got you!
Duck: You got me a present?! 8D
Mairi: Nope!
Duck: But you just said--
Mairi: I lied.
Duck: D8
Icy: Oooh! Burn! XD
Sapphire: Ooh! I have a good one! *pops in CD*
*music plays*
Sapphire: Here come the Loonatics.
Dusk: Here come the Loonatics.
Ace: Right down Acmetropolis lane.
Mairi: Lexi and Icy
Rev: And all their teammates,
Quick: Shooting villains away.
Seth: Sypher’s steaming,
Tech: Mastermind’s scheming.
Icy: The citizens are screaming in fright.
Cassidy: But a cheer arose
Lexi: From the crowd with glee,
Ozzie: Because the Loonatics are coming tonight!
Slam: Here come the Loonatics.
Excla: HERE COME THE LOONEYPODS!!!
Duck: I’ll arrive to save the daaaaaaayyyy!!!!!
Lexi: Oh please.
Quick: Ooh! Ooh! My turn! My turn! I have a good one!
Ozzie: *hooks up Quick’s ypod*
Quick: Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad. Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad. I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart!!!
Duck: HEY! How come she gets a solo! And it wasn’t even a parody! It was just the original song!
Ozzie: Because Serenity didn’t feel like translating any more Spanish then she already knows.
Tech: Who?
Ozzie: Nevermind.
Icy: Don’t ask.
Cassidy: What now?
Icy: I have a good one for us girls!
Sapphire: Do tell!
Lexi: All ears!
Icy: Okay, huddle. *all girls lean in huddle and then after a few whispers break*
Quick: Excelente’!
Mairi: I don’t know this one but okay! 8DDD
Cassidy: Heck yeah!
Icy: Okay Ozzie, pop it in!
Ozzie: *pops CD*
Mairi: Once bitten and twice shy Cassidy: I kept my distance but it still caught my eye Icy: Tell me, baby, did it really change me? Quick: Well, it's been a day, we’ll just have to wait and see. Lexi: What a Christmas, I woke up and felt that, Sapphire: I had changed, so that might have meant that, Cassidy: Now I know what had happened to me Icy: Because with just one blink I’d completely frozen my tree Quick: Last meteor, It gave me my powers Sapphire: So the very next day, Zadavia would say Mairi: This year to save us from fears Icy: You’ll use them to fight against evil!
Duck: That was terrible.
*lightning strikes him out of nowhere*
Duck: AAACK! What the heck was that?! D8
Ozzie: You upset her.
Duck: Upset who?!
Ozzie: Again. Don’t ask.
Excla: TA GOOOOODSSSSSAH!!!! 8DDDDDD
Dusk: Let’s rap it up guys!
Ace: Yeah, my tongue is startin to get tied wit all dis rhymin.
Ozzie: Okay, one last song! All together now!
Everyone: We wish you a Looney Christmas!
We wish you a Looney Christmas!
We wish you a Looney Christmas!
And an alien free New Year!!!!!
Ozzie: Hm. Not bad.
Rev: That was fun! 8D
Icy: Eh, it was alright.
Mairi: Eeeeh! I want to do this next year!
Rev: Why wait ‘till next year?!
Mairi: *gasp* You’re right! Rev! Lets go Christmas caroling!
Rev: Kay!
Duck: Well at least they’re not dragging us aloooo-YACK! Hey! *being dragged*
Mairi: You’re coming too!
Rev: I got two more Mairi! *is dragging Icy and Seth*
Seth: No! I want to stay in! Its warm in here! Waaaarm!
Cassidy: Quit being a baby. Come on Tech! *dragging him too*
Slam: RAAAAY! ROT CHOCOLATE!!!! Dusk: *practicing* JOY TO THE WORLD!!!!! Seth: .....dude. Cale: Yay! Caroling! 8D
Duck: My front is completely ruined! Just think about what you’re doing! Think of tomorrow’s headlines! Nooooooooo!!!!!
Ozzie: Heheh! *runs after the others* Hey, guys! Don’t forget the Christmas Elf!
Cale: *picks him up and puts elf hat and ears on him* There you go! Back to normal! Merry Christmas! *waves*
Ozzie: And Happy New Year!
Cale: Who wants a cookie?
Ozzie: Oooh! Oooh! Me! Me! 8D
Excla: HORSE YOU ARE TALKING! DX *throws cookie at Ozzie*
GAH!!!! OW!
End
-- Edited by Serenity on Tuesday 22nd of December 2009 01:41:30 PM
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Ace: Is dis some kind of joke?! Duck: Oh yeah! I thought it would be hillarious to put a mile high plant in our backyard.
I still go back to the forum that must not be mentioned.
And, I loled at the girls' songs because I've heard it now so I know what it sounds like 83
And the little Cale and Ozzie scene was adorable beyond all belief X3
Awesome work, luv! *glomp*
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
............Something inside me just exploded from sheer awsomesauceness......I no longer have a apendex thanks to you, Serenity.
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
*is laughing to the point where I started crying* I love you Seren. So damn much 83
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
I totally do. 
This is true also.
