Name: Amara Ashleigh Lyre (Mairi) [Mazz] Sex: Female. Eye colour: Brown. Feather colour: Pale brown-mauve. Hair colour: Mahogany with a dirty blonde fringe.
Life Time-Line of Important Dates: 2745 – [Age 0] The year Mairi was born. 7th August at 7:44AM. 2750 – [Age 5] Enrolled into Marlands Regional Catholic Primary School. 2751 – [Age 6] Began ballet classes. 2753 – [Age 8] Switched ballet to jazz. 2756 – [Age 11] Changed from jazz classes to ballroom classes. 2757 – [Age 12] Graduated Marlands Regional Catholic Primary School. 2758 – [Age 13] Enrolled into Marlands Regional Catholic High School. 2759 – [Age 14] Experienced her first relationship with a feller named Broden. Lasted 4 and ½ weeks. Kissed twice. :3 2760 – [Age 15] Switched ballroom dancing to belly dancing (that's right, b!tches) 2761 – [Age 16] Graduated Marlands Regional Catholic High School. Voted best legs in Year 10. Dated her second feller, Parry. Lasted two weeks. They exchanged CDs for Christmas. 8D 2762 – [Age 17] Enrolled into Marlands Regional Catholic College. 2763 – [Age 18] Graduated Marlands Regional Catholic College. 2764 – [Age 19] Enrolled into the University of New Brisbane in order to achieve a Bachelor of Early Childhood Teaching. Dropped out before the end of first semester. Enrolled into the New Brisbane Polytechnic Institution in order to gain her certificate in Childcare. Began work placement for the local council in various childcare institutions. 2765 – [Age 20] Gained her certificate. Left the council-work and was employed by a private childcare centre. Learnt sign language and how to read in Braille. 2766 – [Age 21] Began a Bachelor of Childcare degree at the University of New Brisbane. 2769 – [Age 24] Finished University degree and gained her diploma. Applied online for a nanny position overseas. Hired by a family in Acmetropolis. 2770 – [Age 25] Moved out of her parent's home in order to leave Acmestralia and move into the Lansing household. 2771 – [Age 26] Fired from her position as au pair. Found living arrangements with Anelle. Hired by the Acmetropolis City Council to work in various childcare institutions. 2772 – [Age 27] Meteor hit! \8D/ 2773 – [Age 28] Met Duck. Disliked Duck. Ended up dating Duck. Met the rest of the 'Tics 3 months later. 2776 – [Age 31] Married Duck in Acmestralia on the 30th of July, before her 31st birthday. Gave birth to Pierce on the 17th of December, at 10:23PM, two months premature. 2777 – [Age 32] Matty D. and Newt were born on the 11th of July, at 2:58AM and 3:12AM. 2778 – [Age 33] Finny was born on the 26th of February, at 5:05AM 2781 – [Age 36] Lost her right leg during an attack on the tower. 2782 – [Age 37] Filed for divorce. Didn't go through with it. ^__^ 2783 – [Age 38] Enrolled into the Acmetropolis University. Began studying sociology first year... Out of boredom. :3 2785 – [Age 40] Gained her diploma in sociology. 2786 – [Age 41] Began a degree in law... Also out of boredom. 8D 2787 – [Age 42] Filed for another divorce. Didn't go through with it again. Adopted Tarne at the age of 5, on the 28th of June. 2789 – [Age 44] Gained her diploma in civil and business law. 2790 – [Age 45] Began a degree in modern world history. Only did one year because it bored her more than law. 8D 2792 – [Age 47] Elected Mayor of the City of Acmetropolis. 2793 – [Age 48] Serenity's story takes place. 83
Random Facts: -Mairi was born in a very well-off family. -Her father served in the Intergalactic World War IV for 4 years. -Her mother was a renowned fashion designer. -She has four older siblings. Nathaniel, Tim, Andrew and Veronica. -Her mother used to take in foster children. -She learnt to sew from her grandmother when she was 10. -Mairi was a C- average student in every single class. -If Mairi had of grown up in Acmetropolis, she would have been a cheerleader. 83 -Mairi engaged in a pencil-eating competition in Year 9. -She looked hot in her school uniform. -The reason she dropped out of Uni was because she never learnt how to write an essay. XD -Her favourite colours are yellow and orange (she liked orange BEFORE Duck, mind you) -She knows sign language fluently. -The reason she was fired from her position in the Lansing household was because she openly contradicted the way Mr and Mrs Lansing behaved toward their children. 8D -She broke up with Duck twice between 2772 and 2776. -She's had one miscarriage and one stillborn. The miscarriage occurred in February of the year she married Duck and the stillborn occurred a year after Finny was born. I didn't put these on the timeline because I didn't want to. 83 -The reason she was elected Mayor can only be fully explained by Serenity. -She dies at the age of 93 from something that i have yet to decide. \8D/
......... Dude. You make me feel.... smaller..... from all the thought you gave to Mazz ^^
... Why did she want to file a divorce?
EDIT: *is the first to post in Mazz's thread*....*feels accomplished*
-- Edited by Sapphire_Star on Sunday 2nd of August 2009 06:33:58 AM
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
I don't have the attention span for that XD MAZZYKINS! If you were a bird, could you fly? 83
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
Arvo : afternoon Barbie: BBQ Barraack: To cheer for a sports team BARRY!: RUN!!! Bikkie: Biscuit/cookie Bloke: Male Bludger: A lazy person (i.e. Duck ;D) Boardies: board shorts Bodgy/bodged: Faulty/messed up. ie: "We bodged the job big time" "It was a bodgy-looking car" Bogan: A feral looking person who slacks off and cares little about their appearance. (She calls everyone this when they do something silly... *Lexi wears an orange dress with green shoes* "Lol! You're SUCH a bogan!" *Ace drops a tray of bikkies* "HA! You bogan! XD" Bondie: Singlet top Bottle-O: Liquer store Brekkie: Breakfast Brumby: Wild horse Buckley's chance: No chance ie: "We've got a buckley's chance of making it outta here now!" Bunyip: Legendary creature of the outback, as told in folktales. Can be used as a playful insult. "Slam, right now you're reminding me of a bunyip!" XD Burner: Oven Bush: The outback. ie: "She lives out in the bush, out in the back of Whoop whoop." (See 'Whoop whoop') Cactus: Dead, broken, not working. ie: "she just came home and flopped on the lounge, absolutely cactus!" Cark it: Something died. ie: "His car carked it on the way to the shop" Chockers: Very full. ie: "I couldn't fit it into the bin. It was chockers." Chokkie: Chocolate Chook: Chicken ("Can someone grab the chook from the burner!" XD) Chrissie: Christmas. ;D Chunder: Vomit Clucky: Feeling maternal Cobber: Small child/friend Cozzie: Swimsuit Cranky: Angry, upset. Crook: Sick Dag: A silly person, a goof, a nerd. (She'd call Tech this. "HA! You're a dag!" XD) Daks: Pants Deadest: Serious, truth. ie "I'm deadset sure it was right there!" "Omg! Are you deadset??" Derro: Tramp, hobo, bum. (She'd call Ace this) Dob: To tattle Dobber: Someone who tattles Drongo: An idiot (if she uses this one, she's NOT happy) Earbashing: Nagging Fair go: a chance. ie "Give us a fair go!" Fairy floss: Candy floss, cotton candy Feral: See bogan. (She may call Slam this as a joke) Footy: An Australian sport Gidday!: Hello! Good onya: Well done! (usually used in a sarcastic manner. *Ace drops a tray of bikkies* "Good onya!") Grog: Alcohol Gruds: Underwear Grundies: Underwear Hoonin': Racing around on the road. (She'd call Rev a hoon.) Hooroo!: Yoohoo or goodbye Icy pole: popsicle Lollies: Sweets, candy Maccas: McDonalds Mate: Buddy, friend, a term of affection. ie: "C'mon mate, we need to go!" Mate's rate: Discount for a friend. metho: Metholated spirits Milk bar: Corner shop Mob: A group of people. ie: "The Loonatics are a great mob!" Mongrel: A horrible person (again, she'd only call someone this if she were really angry with them) No worries!: Forget about it. No-hoper: Some who'll never do any good Op-shop: Thrift store, second hand store Rapt: Delighted. ie "She was rapt with her grades" Ratbag: Mischeivous child Rock up: Arrive Sanga: Sandwich Servo: Petrol station Sheila: Female Skull: To drink really fast Sloppy-jo: A jacket-type hoodie Snag: Sausage Sook: Pout. ie: "Don't sook!" "She's having a sook." Spewin': Incredibly angry Spiffy/pretty spiffy: Great, excellent! Spunk: good-looking person. (she'd call Duck this.) Squizz: Look. ie: "Let's have a squizz over this fence." *in a store, to the shop assistant* "Nah thanks, don't need any help. Just havin' a squizz..." Stickybeak: Looking. Stoked: Pleased Stuffed: Tired Sunnies: Sunglasses Tanie: Pronounced tan-ee. Tantrum Thingo : Wadjamacallit, thingummy, whatsit Thongs : cheap rubber backless sandals. Flip-flops Too right!: Definitely Trackie daks: Tracksuit pants Tucker: Food Undies: Underwear Vinnie's: op-shop Wagging: Skipping, taking a day off Whinge: Complain Whoop whoop: The middle of nowhere/ a small, unimportant town. "We're in the middle of Whoop whoop!" Wuss: Coawrd Yakka: Work Yobbo: Someone who is uncouth (She'd call Seth this)
Popular sayings:
We're goin' places: We're progressing forward. He/she doesn't know Christmas from Bourke Street: He's/she's an idiot. She/he chucked a sickie: She/he faked being sick to get out of work. She/he spat the dummy: She/he got very, very, very upset. They chucked a fit!: They spat the dummy He's/she's off his face!: He's/she's very drunk. She/he was flat out like a lizzard drinking!: She/he was very busy, very quick. He gave her a gobful: He yelled at her. Goes off like a frog in a sock! (one of my favourite quotes): It was very boisterous/rambunctious/excitable. Get it into ya: Take it in, admire, eat up Don't knock it!: Don't make fun of it! She/he told me a porky: Told me a lie. Rack off!: Get lost! Go away! She'll be right!: It'll be ok. Everything will be fine (always write it as 'she'll') She's pretty chillin'!: It's cold outside (again, always 'she'll') That'd be right: A bitter term of acceptance. ie "My mother told you to rack off." "Pfft! That'd be right!" You little rippah!: Oh, yes! Woohoo! Yay! She/he rocked up late: She/he arrived late. Having a stickybeak: Taking a look. She's/he's gone troppo!: She'she's gone insane! It's gone walkabouts (another one I use on a regular basis): It's disappeared She/he chucked a wobbly: She/he threw a tantrum/got very upset. Bung her in the burner: Put it in the oven. Somethin chronic/shocking: i.e: She flipped out something chronic/shocking! He smelt something chronic/shocking.
Mairi: HAHA! I'm not awesome! I'm just a princess. XD *stares at Andrea blankly* I am a bird. And I can't fly. D8 *turns to Danni* They just weren't paying attention to them. Their careers were more important than the time they spent with their children. And when they DID bother to acknowledge their existence, they were rude and not very caring. *turns to Shuz* He's Duck. T__T
I'd do one of those time lines for Icy but it would give stuffs away. I might do one for Avril and Ash later.
....Ozzie! Ozzie: Got it! *shows notes of Australian slang* Me: .....that was quick. Ozzie: Yes it was. Qucik: *looks at notepad* ...Ozzie. No offense but you're a terible drawer. That looks nothing like me. -______-;
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Ace: Is dis some kind of joke?! Duck: Oh yeah! I thought it would be hillarious to put a mile high plant in our backyard.
I still go back to the forum that must not be mentioned.
HEY MAZZ~ How much wood could a wood chuck chuck after some serious seckz?
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
..... The same thing nearly happened to my family T_______T
*is debating to do the timeline thing*
MAZZZZUUHH!!! How was your wedding?
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Awww the kids! I thought it was because Duck was irresistible, gave her the puppy dog pout eyes, and covered himself with whipped cream and sprinkles on top =3 who could say no to that?? 8D
48-yr-old-Mazz: *points to Nat with a very, VERY serious expression on her face* ...................................................................................... I couldn't. >83
Mairi's wedding sparkled. 8D *is shot by Duck*
Duck: ^__^ Ace: ...................................... Duck: *stares at Ace suspiciously* Ace: ............................................................ You totally t'rew up behind da alter. XD Duck: DX 8attempts to shoot Ace as well*
Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
Duck: NEVER! I'LL NEVER TELL! DX Andrea: *opens mouth to say something* Duck: ALRIGHT! I'LL TALK! I CAN'T STAND THIS TORTURE!!! D8 Brigid: *stares at Andrea* O.O Andrea: I... I don't even know.
Was it difficult making Cass's bridesmaid dress for your wedding with her being 7 months preggo at the time? 83 Not to mention being moody, irratable, and all around emotional?
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
What about her wedding dress? 8D *is planning on Cass being a bit fussy in the roleplay because it's summer time on Sari and she wants to go swimming....BADLY*
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
I'd love you forever if at one point Mazz got so sick of her that she just yelled something like "YOU BETTER STAND STILL RIGHT NOW OR I'LL KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF." And then return to whatever she was doing smiling and humming happily.
8D
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
I have nothing to say but I feel like posting anyway XD *hugs Mairi and leaves*
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Cassidy - It'd prolly be something more like, "IF YA FLIPPIN' DON'T STOP YER FIDGETING, I'M GUNNA KICK YER GODDAMN TEETH IN BEFORE SHAVIN' YER FUR AND COVERIN' YA IN VAGINAL WAX IN ORDER TA DIP YOU IN FLIPPIN' SPRINKLES!!!" 83
Mairi: Hi Andy!! 8D *waves frantically* *turns to Brigid* *gropes her boobs with a terrified expression* But I don't like them much. Can't I wear a shirt or something?? D8 *looks toward Danni* I......................... Was a grumpy ole' cow. 83 *waves goodbye to Shuz as she leaves* 8D *stares at Naty for a good long minutes* Cupcakes. they sparkle. 83 *skips off with Serenity in order to bake the cupcakes she just described* 8DDD
Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
Emily..... make her say that..... MAKE HER I SAY!!! 8D
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
Ace apparently holds copyrights over all Brooklyn accents. XDDD
BUT THIS IS IRRELEVANT TO THE MAZZ!
And her sons. 83
Matty D.: I'M OUTTA TIME AND ALL I GOT IS FO' MINUTES - TICKY-TICKY - FO' MINUTES - AY! 8D Finny: I suggest we kill him in his sleep. Pierce: The Nominator would disapprove... Tarne: But Chef would be so proud. 8'3
Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Matty D.: Then maybe she'll 'ave tha space in 'er life ta fine'ly git tha girlie she always wanted. 83 Pierce: ... By saying that, you openly support us murdering you... Matty D.: Yes, but I getta take you b*tches down with me. >8D
D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.