Yes, yes, A roleplay for US to be in Loonatics Unleashed. I know. I only got approval from Syaz but I had a feeling you all liked it. Basically, you get mutated by the meteor like the rest of the loonies, or you can just randomly come across the tower and fawn over Duck like Mazz XD We're going to try and do this in 1st person, just to make it a bit easier...so here it goes...
You know that feeling you get when something like a basketball of volley ball bends your fingers backwards and the aftermath of said bending makes you want to cuss until your little hearts content? That's how I've been feeling lately. Like my fingers are trying to rip themselves from my hands and scamper away like frightened little squirrels (besides the fact that my finger s don't live in trees and hunt for nuts). The doctor doesn't know what's wrong and he says surgery is risky. They've been burning alot, like they're on fire or something. And to tell you the truth, I'm a bit freaked. On the bright side, I've been lighter on my feet more than usual. Gym is relatively easier for my ever since the meteor hit. I've suceeded in even beating Andre Reis at football. FOOTBALL. So it's been rather rewarding. Maybe the meteor did something to the gravity or whatever.
"HATVANI!" shrieked Mrs. Hovak. I straightened up in my chair. "Yes'm." "Repeat what I just said!" I sigh. "They'll be a 3 page report on 'The Shining' by Stephen King. It's due next Friday." I was special like that. Able to drift off into a daydream and still know what goes on in class. Mrs. Hovak's piggy little face scrunched into a fat frown. "Detention." she growled. My eye's widen in horror. "WHAT!? That's exactly what you said!" She smiled wickedly. "Detention. No excuses." The rest of the class shot her dirty looks, they knew I was right and that she was just some cuel, old, wrech who had nothing better to do. I felt my facial features curve into a scowl. "You..." I say, pointing my finger at her. But before I could continue, a liquied came squirting out of my finger and went spiraling towards her. It caught her in the left eye. She let out a scream and held at her face in pain. She removed her fingers to reveal that her eye had burned out of the socket. Gone. The class gasped and a few students started screaming. I look at my hands. "Oh my God..."
AAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD that's all form me so far. NEXT! 8D
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
"ARIFFIN! MOVE YOUR LAZY ARSE DOWN HERE AND SHOOT SOME HOOPS!" Coach Lee roared up the stands. I stood up shakily, my throbing headache getting worst with every move. "Yes ma'am," I murmured quietly, walking down the stands towards the coach who at the moment resembled Dracula waiting to ambush his victim.
Ever since the meteor striked, strange things have been happening around school. Rumours have been spreading like wildfire about 'freaks' and changes in DNA, well according to my friend Danielle that is.
"ARIFFIN! UP AND CENTRE NOW!" she growled again, this time my headache was threathening to split my head in half. I didn't hear if she had said anything else, over time I've learnt to tune out voices that I didn't want to hear, but somehow today my hearing seems to productive than usual. The coaches' scream seem to vibrate in my head and I clutched it giddily, it felt like it was burning!
"NO-" but her next scream was silenced by a sudden blast from my head. I staggered back, my eyes widened in silent shock as a scorch mark appeared right in front of her. Coach Lee had a disbelieving look on her face, a look that the entire gym seem to be giving me.
"Syazween....... Out. Now," Coach Lee managed to splutter out, in which I gladly obliged. Once I was out of the gym, away from the questioning and freaked out looks, I sank to the floor outside my locker feeling a wave of nausea rising in me.
God, what's happening to me?
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
(xDDD Ohmygod I love you Andrea. .... >D +Wiggles fingers+ This is gonna be fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun. ...)
Meteor crash?
I don't recall any such thing.
Well, I mean... I don't want to.
I remember that day far too clearly. I was taking my walk as usual, but it was unusually dark out. Almost like nighttime. I knew there was a meteor, but I didn't know it was going to hit THAT quickly.
All I had to do was look up. Directly up, and there it was. That was pretty much the end. I felt like the dot in the center of a bulls-eye.
Everyone in Massachusetts is gone now. Myself included. ... Well, technically. You can't exactly call me "Brigid" anymore, I don't even look like that girl now. I don't even look like a GIRL now. ...HELL, I don't even look human!
I look so different now that I was mistaken for an ALIEN, and now I know the location of Area 51.
...
Yeah.
That bad.
I escaped though... Actually, no. I didn't "escape". I made it my new home and kicked everyone out. I do occasionally get visits from the Military when they feel like trying to bump me off or something, but with all the neat equipment here at the Base AND my newfound abilities, they never get anywhere past the big Warning signs and have to retreat every time.
Other than that, I still haven't been in contact with human beings for a while now (thanks to my appearance), except via the internet. (I only just managed to get the electricity up again, but I don't know how long it'll last.) So that's how I'm managing to talk to you. I don't think you'll ever want to see me, though. I'm definitely NOT human anymore. ...Not that it looks bad. I look like a character I would have made up. You know, short and cute and not human. ... And purple. I don't understand why I'm purple. But it's okay. Sometimes I even look in the mirror and think "Kid, I don't know you, but you look h'awesome."
...So anyway, yeah. That's why I haven't been on in so long.
I'm sure you're getting bored of me by now. Goodnight. I hope you're safe, Emily.
I hesitate, scrolling back up to check the spelling. After a bit I decide everything looks fine and hit "Send", but deep in my oven (I mean gut) I feel like I shouldn't be sending this message to my friend. She probably won't understand. Hell, she probably won't even believe me, but I send it anyway.
I hear an explosion outside and the ground rattles a bit. With an inhuman growl I hop down from the seat and rip off the oversized military jacket I use as a blanket, walking calmly through the base, out the large mechanic door, and beyond the barbed fence.
As usual, I see fighter copters and tanks lined up exactly like bowling pins for me to knock over. I hear a megaphone's volume being adjusted in one of the helicopters, then a jittery young man's voice.
"FIREFACE! WE HAVE YOU COMPLETELY SURROUNDED. CALMLY SURRENDER YOURSELF OR--"
"JESUS FKK. Why do we have to go over this AGAIN?" I call back on my own megaphone, as rudely as possible...because it's fun to get them fired up. "I DON'T Surrender! S'not cooth." I pause for a moment, then add a little something at the end with a sly fangy grin. "Over an' out."
"You asked for it! FIRE!"
"FIYAH? OKAI!" My face lights up with joy. ...No, it literally LIGHTS UP. As in, my entire head turns into what seems like a purple fireball. I direct my palm downward and shoot a ball of explosive blue flame at the ground, the explosion rocketing me from my standing point into the air and out of the way of oncoming bullets and missiles.
As I start descending again, I direct my land onto hard metal. I can see the gaping face of a helicopter pilot right in front of me. He KNOWS by the cawky-arse grin on my face that I've got them all right where I want them.
Time to burn this idiots.
(Aaaand I'm done for now. xD By my next post "I" will already be done beating the army senseless.)
-- Edited by Bandkanon on Monday 27th of July 2009 10:20:40 PM
(DUDE Brgid! You stole the powers I wanted XD S'okay tho, I have a backup plan >83)
Freaky things have been hapenning lately.
I don't mean lunches disappearing or half of the class suddenly being sick.
I mean supernatural freaky.
Ever since that darned meteor. It had me in the hospital for three weeks. Did I mention my fear of needles? And blood? And let's just say that doctors aren't exactly my most favourite people ever.
I have been feeling achey for the past couple of days. Like, EVERYWHERE. And it's starting to drive me insane.
So here I was, sitting in biology class, trying so hard not to loose my breakfast. It's the only sustinece I had until lunch, which was several hours away.
I couldn't take it much longer, I HATED biology class, because of the disecting sessions, which I could NEVER do. Coz I'd end up in tears throwing up. Therefore bringin home crappy grades in that subject. At least my parents understood why. Coz they're awesome like that.
I just wish that today my freinds were in this class with me. They seemed to be the only ones who could keep me calm. When they were, it was a day to be cherised forever, because it RARELY happened.
Today's lesson went along normally, until the teacher told us to start the disection session. My hands balled up into fists. I wanted to be over this. I didn't want to throw up every day. I wanted to get good grades in this class.
I opened my eyes and realized in horror that I bent the table downwards from where my fists were. A faint green glow covered them, and I panicked. No one had seen what happened, so I raised my hand, once it had stopped glowing.
The teacher rrealized it was me and nodded, allowing me to the bathroom. That's what happens when you have a habit of throwing up or fainting in a certain class.
I ran down the hallway, probably breaking government speed limits as well as the school's 'no running in the halls' rule. When I reached the bathroom, I faced a mirror, staring at myself for several minutes. What the heck was happening? I splashed my face with cold water and decided that hte best way to figure out what was wrong was to try and make it happen again.
So... how did I do it the first time?
I balled my fists, setting them on the metal sink. I concentrated on the metal beneath my hands. I could feel it changing, and it was. The metal bent under my hands, making a large dent in it.
HOLY CRAP I COULD BEND METAL.
Wait until Andrea and Syaz hear about THIS!
But they would have to wait...
Because I blacked out after "HOLY CRAP"
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I strolled down the corridor, hoping to be able to just melt into the ground to avoid any confrontations with anyone about the incident before. For once luck was on my side as the halls were deserted to the fact that classes were in session.
A dramatic sigh escaped my lips as I walked down the corridor leading to the girls’ bathroom. This was getting a little out of hand; I could have freaking KILLED Coach Lee earlier, which besides the whole going-to-jail-thing and tortured-soul crap I would endure as the aftermath was actually a pretty sweet deal. However, I knew I needed to talk to someone about this. Automatically two faces appeared in my mind, yes… Time for the ‘Three Musketeers’ to get a little meeting.
I pushed the door open, expecting it to be empty. Imagine the look on my face upon realizing that sprawled across the floor, obviously knocked out, was one of the Musketeers. Great, and I thought the day couldn’t get any worst and here I find one of my best friends in the school lying in the bathroom.
“DAN!” I shrieked, rushing to her side. Okay don’t panic, I told myself, a little water should help, right? I turned on one of the taps there but stopped short upon realizing that one of the sinks had a… huge, dent in it. I tried my best to ignore the huge gaping dent beside my head and sprinkled some water on Danielle’s face.
However, my eyes couldn’t seem to miss the huge dent in the metal. I was starting to think that the day couldn’t get any weirder…. Must the universe always prove me wrong?!
‘You make it too easy,’ I could nearly hear Andrea’s voice in my ear.
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Hey, what's that? Water? Cool. Water. But why was it on my face? Maybe someone was trying to wake me up. But why? I just fell asleep. Wait.... where did I fall asleep? I tried to remember........ I remembered biology class. And running out. I must've had to throw up again. Maybe I fell asleep after that. I have a habit of doing so. But wait, I didn't have that weird 'I just go kicked in the gut while being starved to death' feeling in my stomach. So I didnt' throw up. So, I just passed out?.... That's odd.
...
Maybe I should wake up.
So I did.
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Great! She’s coming around, I thought as she stirred from her ‘slumber’ only to have her slump back to the ground. I shook my head, time for drastic actions, “DANIELLLEEEE!!! I have tickets for the Everlife reunion concert and you’re not getting one.”
(I went thur 83)
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
I jumped up, grabbing Syaz's shirt. "YOU'D BETTER BE KIDDING ABOUT THAT OR I WILL HURT YOU." I stared her in the eye feircely,bringing my face closer and closer to hers. Syaz responded by pulling back from me, and I only followed, until Syaz was nearly bent right over with her back touching the floor.
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
Lesson one, never threaten Danielle with anything related to Everlife if you plan to live a peaceful life, especially when said tickets don’t exist.
It honestly felt like I was doing gymnastics in the angle I had to bend back, which I always sucked at. But there was something that avoided me from laughing at her expense, like a broken down movie projector that played snips of conversation in my mind. The words seem to be getting louder and more muddles the closer Danielle was.
It went, ‘GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEEVERLIFEEVERLIFENAOW!’ In which I just blinked back, because I was freaking out now.
(So it begins..... XD)
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
I stared at Syaz for several minutes before realizing the truth. "There is no concert." I glared at her before releasing her shirt and sitting back down on my rear, crossing my arms and pouting.
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"........ You're thinking about mauling me aren't you?" I asked quietly, "And also if you could fixed that dent you made." I honestly felt guilty using her as practise to see if what just happened was what I thought it was. I heard her thoughts, loud and clear XD.
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
I glanced at the sink, realizing the dent in it. "Oh.....I think I did that." As for how I was gonna fix it.... that I did not know.
I stood up and faced the sink, a little unsure of myself. Well, if me balling my fists made a dent, maybe holding my hands out flat will fix it!
Sounds logical, right?
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"Danni, as much as your logic has gotten us into trouble before, I think that might work," I said, slightly enjoying the fact that I'm peering straight into her mind... and she hasn't ralized it yet.
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
I smiled at Syaz. Then blinked. "Wait? How'd you know what I was thinking?"
(Me. Late for everything XD)
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
"RETREAT!" "FALL BACK!" Finally. They're fleeing. After wearing myself out for a good half hour with these jerks, they're finally backing down. I didn't know how long I could last this time. The military troops take up and flee by foot, as that's their only form of transportation after what I had done to all those tanks and helicopters. I was careful enough not to kill any of them and make it so they still consider me the enemy, which is a really difficult way to fight mind you...Especially with all those explosions. Just to add to the sensation of fear, I grab a scorched and bent up tank with one hand and chuck it easily after the troops, aiming at the ground behind them as I shout with a psychotic cackle, "Yea, beat it y'stupid ingrates!" Let's hope that scared them enough. I wait until they're all completely out of sight before I collapse in the dirt and start gasping for much-needed air. Something I tried not to do the entire time I was fighting off the ranks. I did pretty good considering the numbers, didn't I? After a moment I begin to talk to myself. ...Being alone this way does that to you. What can I say? I've not NOBODY to talk to. "...God, I need to cool down. Move to Alaska. Or... Um... The North Pole. Or the South. Whichever."
I finally get up off my knees and head back to the main entrance to Area 51. A cold shower will make me feel better, and after I've dried off I'm considering booming off to Las Vegas to grab myself a can of Monster. ...Because I SERIOUSLY need one.
-- Edited by Bandkanon on Tuesday 28th of July 2009 04:06:36 PM
Well, here I am. In the principals office (which happends to be right next to the girl's bathroom wink wink ;D). "She SHOT me!" growled Mrs. Hovak, holding her eyeless socket. "I didn't have gun!' I protested. "It just....shot out of my finger..." Principal Winslow slowly nodded. "I believe you about the gun Andrea, but....the fingers..." he shook his head. "It's just unexplainable." I forwn. "Look. Maybe....the meteor...it could've-" "Made you a mutant?!" hissed Hovak. "Like those....those....BARN ANIMALS?" "Don't talk about The Loonatics like that!" I shouted, for really, I was quite fond of them. Winslow sighed. "Patricia, Lindsey shall escort you to the hospital." He said, motioning for the school nurse to leave with the woman. As the two left, I gave the principal a long glare. "I-" "Don't." he said quickly. "Andrea, I suggest you take some counseling-" "WHAT!?" I scream. "I'm perfectly fine! I-" "SHOT a woman's eye out." I stayed silent. "I'm calling your guardian. He'll be taking you to the hospital to for a check up and then we'll start some counseling sessions. "So...you think-" "That you've been mutated by the meteorite? Yes. Now go get your things, your going home early today." I sigh, leaving to office to go retrieve my backpack. "Somone just shoot me."
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
Suddenly, I stumbled out of the bathroom, followed by Syaz. I was still really dizzy from blacking out and I really didn't feel like going back to biology class after what happned.
Then I spotted Andrea.
"ANDREAAAAAAAAAAA" I called out, running towards her... sorta. For some reason my legs didn't cooperate with my brain and twisted together, causing me to fall on my face....again.
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I looked down at the crumpled mess, known as Danni. "Zup?" I asked, helping her up. "Biology screwin' ya' up?"
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
I then realized that Andrea had her bag slung over her shoulder. "Leaving so soon?"
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
"Well, APPARENTLY I'm some sort of freak. So I'm going to the doctor and freaking COUNSELING because of-" I then stomped my foot, which sunk into the ground and broke the carpet and floor boards beneath me. "Well apperently that's not ALL I can do..." i mutter
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
I stred at the hole, just staring at it. Then, in my most composed tone said, "Well, the fact that I nearly fried Coach Lee and will probably get thrown out of gym class and the fact that I found Danni in the bathroom beside a dented sink which she says she could repair with her hands help with anything?"
I stopped and look Andrea straight in the eyes, "Dude, you took out Mrs. Hovak's eye?!"
(God, mind reading is fun 83)
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
"Yeah, it was...um....how did you....? Never mind." I rubbed my forhead. "Chris is going to KILL me." I said. Chris, for those of you who don't know, is my guardian. Who is completly neurotic and over reacts to everything. So, when he hears about this...He's going to die quietly....well...not exactly quietly...but he's going to die for sure.
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
(...+Switches to past tense+ ...I might just drop the first-person, too. xD 1st-person is difficult for me.)
Outside the Walmart Supercenter on W Tropical Parkway, Las Vegas, Nevada... It was only a 2-hour trek, of course with the help of my explosive powers. I had experimented several times before on the possibilities of boosting myself along the road with small explosions at my back. It was difficult at first, but I wound up getting the hang of it. So I finally landed with a final bang at the parking lot, accidentally flipping a car over in the process. It bumped into a shopping cart on its way down, which rolled into another car, which started up the car alarm, which drew the attention of several civillians. It was pretty bad. I hid.
As the civilians crowded around the flipped car they all began asking each other "what happened," and responding "I don't know," and then asking the next person over, "what happened," and so on. I took this chance to very quietly creep out from under the SUV and start darting in and out from under various cars. My destination was the back of the Walmart, where they kept all the supplies.
Once I finally got to my destination, I was quite surprised...There was nobody to be seen. I shrugged and went out into the open, examining the rows of boxes closely. Monster Energy...where was it...? I froze. Well, I had found the Energy drinks, but I also found the employees. Yep... they weren't exactly happy. They were, in fact, all tied up back-to-back with some kind of...mafiosi or something. This big puffy-looking guy was circling the employees and muttering something, probably threatening, to them as he smoked his cigar. Dammit, and all I wanted was a freaking can of Monster! NOT A PARTY. Then it hit me. Wherever there's trouble... there WILL be heroes.
I looked between Andrea and Danielle, something welling up inside of me. At almost the same time, all of us blurted out, "We need to talk."
A stunned silence past, "Usual spot?" Andrea asked, tilting her head sideways while gesturing towards the front doors leading to the schools common grounds. In which Danielle and I merely nodded.
God, I love these guys XD.
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
"Alright," I begin as we reached the doors. "My fingers have been hurting alot lately, Chris was even expecting carpel tunnel but I told him it was nothing. I've been light on my feet too. Remember gym class, Syaz? Where I intercepted Andre Reis and made a friggin' TOUCHDOWN? I couldn't do that before the meteor hit!" I sigh. "I don't know whats happening..."
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
I managed a grin, "Dude, you should have seen Andre's face! He looked as if someone slapped him with a fish." My expression then changed slightly more serious, "And I thought our lives were weird enough before that friggin' meteor hit. I've been getting these major migranes lately."
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
"Really? Weird. Bet you didn't nearly kill a teacher, though." I rub my temples. "She's going to FLOOD me with homework when she gets back."
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
I snorted with disbelief, "KILL A TEACHER!" I brought my hand over my heart in deep sympathy, "More like FRIED a teacher," I shuddered, This was just getting too weird.
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
I made quotes in the air, "Your 'favourite' coach."
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
I snorted. "LEE!? You serious!? You FRIED Coach Lee!?" I let out a laugh. "Dude, that's AWSOME." I rethought my statement. "How'd you do it?"
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
"I don't know, I had a splitting headache.... and... and... I just snapped," for kicks, I added, "and our Ms Danielle here found out she could bend metal, and I found that out from finding out that I managed to find out tha-" in which Andrea wacked me with a dandelion.
"I read her mind," I said with a shrug.
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
"Danni can bend metal?" I whistled. "Nice." Danni gave me a stern glare. "Okay...not nice..."
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
"OKay... so we know what's happened.... sortof....." I took a deep breath in. "I only have one question..."
"Yes?" Andrea and Syaz waited.
"......WHAT THE HECK DO WE DO NOW?" I burst out, obviously freaking out.
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
I was patient enough to wait out the conclusion to this entire fiasco, what with the big guy pacing around mumbling to his captives. I wasn't going to intrude on the matter, not because I'm afraid of getting involved... I'm not. I could probably blow that jerk up in one second. ...But then again, the hostages would get caught in the explosion, AND SO WOULD MY PRECIOUS MONSTER ENERGY. And that was all I wanted. So I hid again, watching and waiting.
It wasn't really my concern, but I did manage to listen in on the fat man's plans as he jabbered on to all those hostages. Their poor ears were probably falling off by now. "Sho you shee, ol friendsh, you shee... it takesh a man like me to figure out, a good honesht man... shee... to figure out the problem with people today, shee. They're sho weak, sho lazhy. You all are lazhy. No drive. No energy. Sho you shee, I found out what fixesh that. I found out... shee...that energy drinksh are the key...to releashing people from the bondsh of shloth...the greatesht shin.... of all time." He took a puff of his cigar and wheezed smoke into an employee's faish--I mean face. "Sho you shee...I need all the energy drinksh, shee. All the energy drinksh in the world, to make the perfect sherum, you shee. And then I'll inject it... into everyone'sh headsh...to make them into...the perfect worker, you shee."
I muffled an oncoming giggle. It shouldn't have made me laugh. Maybe it was his accent. Or perhaps how dumb this guy's entire plan was. But wait, he was going to take ALL the energy drinks?! Even Monster?! Now that's just plain EVIL. I was about to jump out of my hiding spot and roast the bastard, but sure enough, I suddenly heard a voice all-too familiar to anyone who watches the news.
"Sounds like a pretty twisted plan, Kingball!" The Loonatics. Great. ...Wait. WERE THEY LISTENING THE ENTIRE TIME?! AND WHAT KIND OF A STUPID NAME FOR A VILLAIN IS KINGBALL?! Whatever, never mind all that... Perhaps I could use the turn of events to swipe a can and leave unnoticed. I leaned forward and watched the scene unfold from my hiding spot. "Sho I shee...you came to try and shtop me, Loonaticsh. Well, I came prepared thish time, you shee. MASSHIVE. Mash thoshe Loonaticsh... And put them in a shtew!" Hey, I've heard of Massive! ... Big guy. Even in person. Fighting ensued. I noticed this would probably be my only chance... So I crawled out from my hiding place...and walked casually up to the nearest box-full of Monster. They were too distracted by each other, those villains and heroes, to notice me even when I slapped my antennae together and my head lit afire. They didn't even notice when I lifted the thirty-pound box with one hand and casually strolled past them. It was enough to make me giggle.
Probably a bad idea, though, as the pink bunny-lady whirled around and let out a shout that made me jump. "HEY! What are--WHO are YOU?!" "Uh..." I turned my head VERY nervously, but once I saw the puzzled look on the faces of both heroes AND villains, I felt brave enough to point my middle finger at the bunny-lady and say, "Your mom." Then, I ran.
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"Well, I suggest we-" "ANDY!" "Oh, God." Chris came rushing towards me and pretty much glomping me. "Are you alright? Did they traumatize you? Did you get a concusion? Oh, hello girls. You didn't get hurt, did you!?" I sigh. "NO, Chris." "Well that's no excuse! It's time we went in for a check-up!" he exclaimed, dragging me out to his car. "Chris-" but it was hopeless. I rolled my eyes and waved 'good bye' to my friends.
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
My eyes widened. "......I..... AM NOT GOING TO THE DOCTOR'S!" I screeched.
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I stared past Danni to where Andrea was being dragged away by Chris, before turning back to her, "Don't worry love, I don't think that's going to be a problem."
"Really?" she said hopefully, gritting her teeth, "How do you know?"
I looked away again towards the city. The immaculate towers that glinted whenever the sun rays hit them, the high speed cars that roamed the skies, and muttered, "Gut feeling....."
Somethings big is going to happen, I just know it.
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Me: Then the female squid reared up and started chasing me! I never swam so fast in my life. Danni: SQUID PRON XDDDD Me: Are you ready for this? >8D Danni: I think so. Me: The female squid reminded me of Cass.
In a matter of minutes, I was at the doctors office with the guy checking evey part of my freaking body. And God I was BORED. I stared at the clock as he examined my fingers. It would probably be 6 period right now and I would be enjoying art class with Danni and my other friend Emily (the non-australian ver.). I rolled my eyes and stare back at the doctor. "Well, my assumption is that you have an increase of hydrochloric acid." Chris gave me a strange look. "You mean the stuff that digests food." "Indeed." I look down at my fingers, which were now twitching. "You say that you your teacher's eye was COMPLETLY gone after the liquied came out of your fingers." I nod. "It was as though it burned right out of her socket..." He nodded along with me. "Hydrochloric acid. That seems like the most reasonable answer." "But Dr. Gerone! Isn't there a way to get rid of it? Something, a vaccination or an antidote...?" Gerone shook his head. "I'm afraid not. Andrea just has to deal with this herslef." He sat up and opened the door. "I'll call you and give you a good counselor's number." he informed. Chris grabbed my hand and tried to lead me out of the room. "Wait!" I shouted to the doctor. "Was it because of the meteor!?" Dr. Gerone gave me a serious glance. "Dear, I'm a doctor. Not a scientist." but the glare turned into a smile and he bent down closer to my face. "But speaking as Thomas Gerone, I think the meteor is the center of all your problems." I can't help but grin and nod to him as we made out way out the check up room and back out to the car. 'I have to call Syaz and Danni about this.' I think to myself.
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
"MUST....CALL......ANDREA!!!" I panted, bursting dramatically through my bedroom door, followed by Syaz.. and my kitten, Brody, who proceded to jump on my dressers and knock down my model horses (D8)
I flaked out on my bed, reaching for my purple cellphone, which my mom and dad made me keep here, because.
I quickly punched in Andrea's number, which I forgot I had on speed dial. "7153421" I waited as it rang. "Pickupthephonepickupthephonepickupthephonepickupthephonepickupthephone..."
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My cellphone rang loudly and I picked it up casually. "Hello, this is Andre-" "ANDYANDYANDYANDYANDYANDYANDYANDYANDYANDYANDYANDYANDYANDYANDYANDYANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ...and then I fell over.
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
I paused in my chanting. ".....Andrea?.......... Are you okay?....I heard a loud thump noise..."
Syaz shook her head.
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
"Yes...I'm fine..." I mutter. "Well....Not REALLY. I'm...'mutated'."
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.
"MUTATED?" I screeched, nearly breaking Andrea's eardrums.
Then Andrea heard a thump.
"Uh...Andrea?" It was Syaz's voice. "........Mind explaining why this is the second tiem today she's passed out?"
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D: I CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. STOP LAUGHING. B: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING WITH THEIR HEADS. D: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR HEADS?? B: THAT'S WHAT SHE ASKED LAST NIGHT. D: WHO??? B: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE xDDDD
"I'm apparently diseased from the meteor." I stare at my fingers. "The doctor says I have too much hydrochloric acid..."
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Celeste: I wanna' go to Paris. Then I can see the Empire States Building! 8D Quinton:...That's in New York. Celeste:But...but in 2772 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...right? Quinton:...You know Celeste, whenever you talk I can feel myself becoming stupider.